Spooky season? Perhaps, but in my neck of the woods it is blazer season that is upon us! I have always loved to mix and match various styles of clothing and my latest attempt is going to be mixing dogtooth pattern blazers with more alternative accessories and shoes. Coco Shrapnel is actually my second preferred pseudonym for a reason ๐ So I treated myself for … Continue reading Latest eBay Haul : Batty Chic ๐ฆ๐
No words needed… just pictures and memories of a dude ringing a bell shouting “bring out your dead” in the campsite ! So long Bloodstock! It was a rocking pleasure… Until next time ๐ค Continue reading Bloodstock Was Bloody Amazing ๐ธ๐ต
Back in 2020, my friend and I put out in the universe that we would travel, eat out, go to gigs, festivals and the like … all the while in clear contradiction to Kim Jong Johnson’s edicts at the time. Communism? I don’t know her. I am not saying that either of us are remote offsprings of Dr Strange, and that we manipulated the space … Continue reading Bound to Bloodstock Festival !
Let’s start with the beginning : I am firmly anti-covid bullshit; I believe there is a man-made flu virus which is being used to trample humanity and install digital shackles upon us all. This virus is not the destroyer that it is painted to be, however its incumbents are : apartheid, segregation and forced injections of gene therapy products which have never passed even animal … Continue reading An F-word Summer: Family Fun in France & Fuck the System!โ๏ธ๐
You may say that I have been quiet in this virtual realm called the blogosphere… I will retort that my real life has been busier than hell during Sodom and Gomorrah. Yes, I’m not exaggerating. Ok … just a little bit, I am not that much of a degenerate; quite the opposite really! To the defense of my laziness, all things are better appreciated in … Continue reading Bon Voyage To Me!โ๏ธโ๏ธ
Nothing says Gallivanting Goth like a seaside trip on a bank holiday weekend! Indeed, before life got slightly disrupted by a bunch of twats in suits, travelling was a staple in my life (never a syringe ๐). In some respect, it still is, with locations being just a little more local for now, until the twats in suits get prison suits. I feel very blessed … Continue reading Living My Truth in Bournemouth ๐๏ธ๐
Back in 2020, when the scamdemic officially started, I received a message advising me that my gym was to shut down – indefinitely. As soon as I read this, the wrong kind of athletics started kicking in : the anxiety marathon. Why? Well, to me the gym is the ultimate therapy, not only does it make my mind sharper than a Karen’s inverted bob haircut, … Continue reading Making Working Out Work Out ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ช
The year is 2021, and humanity is devolving into full retardation. reยทtarยทdaยทtion | \ หrฤ-หtรคr-หdฤ-shษn : an abnormal slowness of thought or action (Merriam-Webster) Are you hyper ventilating yet? Calling the Vocabulary Army? or perhaps foaming at the mouth because I dared use a word in its rightful context? If you did screech and reach for your “cancellation” button – well there isn’t one. If you just cackled, hello … Continue reading Nude Lips Sink Bad Quips ๐๐ฌ
… are all things that I did yesterday! Despite the Borisesque weather (read: unstable, flip floppy and unreliable), a friend and I decided to meet by the river for an overdue catch up. Our catch ups are amazing because we are both aligned on how we view the world, which means that we usually end up having hours long esoteric discussions. After three hours spent … Continue reading Smell The Coffee, The Flowers and The Crazy โ๐๐ฉ
It seems that the Church of Covid’s marketing department is working overtime these days. Shame that the thousands of pounds spent plastering buses and panels with propaganda are not spent on the “overworked” NHS or on its overflowing waiting list of actual sick people; rather than the hypochondriacs desperately testing themselves for a trace of a non isolated virus. Shame that instead of promoting how … Continue reading No. โ๐คฅ๐
