No. โ›”๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ–•

It seems that the Church of Covid’s marketing department is working overtime these days. Shame that the thousands of pounds spent plastering buses and panels with propaganda are not spent on the “overworked” NHS or on its overflowing waiting list of actual sick people; rather than the hypochondriacs desperately testing themselves for a trace of a non isolated virus. Shame that instead of promoting how … Continue reading No. โ›”๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ–•

Feeling Batshit and Getting My Bat Out ๐Ÿฆ‡๐ŸฅŠ

This week, I have eased off a bit on reading about the dumpster fire that some call “the new normal“. I find myself getting deeply enraged about what I read and see, and can recognise that it is not a healthy place to be (the gym is a much better place). It doesn’t help that I have been watching martial arts movies night after night, … Continue reading Feeling Batshit and Getting My Bat Out ๐Ÿฆ‡๐ŸฅŠ

In The City in EC3 : An Occult Walk ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ‘ฃ

The beautiful thing with street photography is that it does not rely on any external factor for full enjoyment : all that is needed is a camera, a willingness to explore and the ability to see beauty everywhere. As we are slowly devolving into a fascist state ruled by “Certificate of Vaccine Id” (aka Covid), I am glad that I have this hobby of mine … Continue reading In The City in EC3 : An Occult Walk ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ‘ฃ

OOTD: Da Goth Unchained โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ”—

You know when people feed you clichรฉ lines such as “be the change you want to see in the world” and you sardonically smile and are like “yeah,yeah whatever Gandhi“? (apparently it wasn’t him who said that- who would have thought the internet would lie?). Well, I used to be like that until I broke free of the social conditioning which made me hide my … Continue reading OOTD: Da Goth Unchained โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ”—

Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

My sleeping patterns have become as deranged as Boris’ hair; and in turn, I have become as lethargic as the comatose people addicted to the BBC’s fearful programming. Still, there is solace to be found in being able to dress up … for a dressing down? A brain which is chemically engineered towards depression like mine doesn’t fare well at all with lack of sleep. … Continue reading Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

I Am from The Hood … ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿ”ฎ

And I cannot wait to change neighborhood! Between the extortionate rent I am paying for a non-existent city life, and the attempts at emotional extortion from my craplord – I have had enough, Donna Summers style. This week, this mumbling idiot had the audacity to send me an email asking me to lie to the loss adjusters who are due to come to the flat … Continue reading I Am from The Hood … ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿ”ฎ

Bloomin’ From Ear to Ear ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜

They say that misery loves company … well my misery likes jewellery! Actually, despite the world going to total shit (the virus has now mutated into a dictatorship), I am feeling rather good. Groovy. Gleeful. Gothilicious! Today I received part one of a rather large Etsy purchase … Hey, just because I am not going to be part of the Vax Vax Klan, doesn’t mean … Continue reading Bloomin’ From Ear to Ear ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜

Seaze The Day : Fun in Brighton!๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŸ

When life gives me demons, I like to hex them away by playing ‘Highway to Hell’ . When life gives me lemons, I go to Brighton for some fish and chips! Yesterday was Easter Sunday and I gleefully spent it in Brighton with a friend. No grandmas were killed during the process of getting there. In fact, the train was full of youngsters and oldsters … Continue reading Seaze The Day : Fun in Brighton!๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŸ

I am Coming Out! ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜œ

… as a blingosexual transfinancial heavy metal bat of colour [beige]. I have ATM syndrome (Automated Teller Machine syndrome; when the ATM does not want to give me more than I need, I get anxiety), CPTSD (Chocolate Powered Trump Sensitivity Disease : if i eat chocolate and Trump is on TV, I break out in hives) and MTV disease (Metal Thrashing Virus; when metal comes … Continue reading I am Coming Out! ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜œ