Latest eBay Haul : Batty Chic ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ’ƒ

Spooky season? Perhaps, but in my neck of the woods it is blazer season that is upon us! I have always loved to mix and match various styles of clothing and my latest attempt is going to be mixing dogtooth pattern blazers with more alternative accessories and shoes. Coco Shrapnel is actually my second preferred pseudonym for a reason ๐Ÿ˜‰ So I treated myself for … Continue reading Latest eBay Haul : Batty Chic ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ’ƒ

An F-word Summer: Family Fun in France & Fuck the System!โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ–•

Let’s start with the beginning : I am firmly anti-covid bullshit; I believe there is a man-made flu virus which is being used to trample humanity and install digital shackles upon us all. This virus is not the destroyer that it is painted to be, however its incumbents are : apartheid, segregation and forced injections of gene therapy products which have never passed even animal … Continue reading An F-word Summer: Family Fun in France & Fuck the System!โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ–•

Bon Voyage To Me!โœˆ๏ธโœˆ๏ธ

You may say that I have been quiet in this virtual realm called the blogosphere… I will retort that my real life has been busier than hell during Sodom and Gomorrah. Yes, I’m not exaggerating. Ok … just a little bit, I am not that much of a degenerate; quite the opposite really! To the defense of my laziness, all things are better appreciated in … Continue reading Bon Voyage To Me!โœˆ๏ธโœˆ๏ธ

Living My Truth in Bournemouth ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐ŸŸ

Nothing says Gallivanting Goth like a seaside trip on a bank holiday weekend! Indeed, before life got slightly disrupted by a bunch of twats in suits, travelling was a staple in my life (never a syringe ๐Ÿ˜‰). In some respect, it still is, with locations being just a little more local for now, until the twats in suits get prison suits. I feel very blessed … Continue reading Living My Truth in Bournemouth ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐ŸŸ

Making Working Out Work Out ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช

Back in 2020, when the scamdemic officially started, I received a message advising me that my gym was to shut down – indefinitely. As soon as I read this, the wrong kind of athletics started kicking in : the anxiety marathon. Why? Well, to me the gym is the ultimate therapy, not only does it make my mind sharper than a Karen’s inverted bob haircut, … Continue reading Making Working Out Work Out ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช

Nude Lips Sink Bad Quips ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฌ

The year is 2021, and humanity is devolving into full retardation. reยทtarยทdaยทtion | \ หŒrฤ“-หŒtรคr-หˆdฤ-shษ™n  : an abnormal slowness of thought or action (Merriam-Webster) Are you hyper ventilating yet? Calling the Vocabulary Army? or perhaps foaming at the mouth because I dared use a word in its rightful context? If you did screech and reach for your “cancellation” button – well there isn’t one. If you just cackled, hello … Continue reading Nude Lips Sink Bad Quips ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฌ

Smell The Coffee, The Flowers and The Crazy โ˜•๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฉ

… are all things that I did yesterday! Despite the Borisesque weather (read: unstable, flip floppy and unreliable), a friend and I decided to meet by the river for an overdue catch up. Our catch ups are amazing because we are both aligned on how we view the world, which means that we usually end up having hours long esoteric discussions. After three hours spent … Continue reading Smell The Coffee, The Flowers and The Crazy โ˜•๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฉ

No. โ›”๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ–•

It seems that the Church of Covid’s marketing department is working overtime these days. Shame that the thousands of pounds spent plastering buses and panels with propaganda are not spent on the “overworked” NHS or on its overflowing waiting list of actual sick people; rather than the hypochondriacs desperately testing themselves for a trace of a non isolated virus. Shame that instead of promoting how … Continue reading No. โ›”๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ–•