This reaaaaaally looks like the kind of place I would confidently walk in to have my nose scavenged harder than a goldmine for the paltry sum of €90, and a result as fluctuating as a yo-yo dieter’s weight.

And yes, this is a legit “test center” in France; and most of them are scattered opposite pharmacies.

Is it perhaps to sell them the cure after the false positive is declared? Or a plain ol’ opportunistic pharma deal at it again? *readjusts sassy tinfoil hat*

I will stick to my manuka honey and lemon, thanks no thanks Pfizer!