I literally purchased these heels as Bozzo the Clown was announcing his latest circus freak trick : the tier 4.

I am thinking that subconsciously, these may have been bought as weapons of mass destruction?

Saying that, even though these are only a fiver, I would never waste an inch of them on any of the current dickwits at the governmental helms. They are too elegant for the pigs currently ruining millions of lives.

Instead, I shall prance about in them for some lockdown photoshoots.

In the wild.