My 2020 Crimbo : Blingin’ Bat Bliss ๐Ÿฆ‡๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„

Burnt party food? Check!

Kung Fu Panda Trilogy with associated follow-up rubbish fat jokes? Check!

Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker? Check!

More bling than a Snoop Dog Christmas Tree? Check!

Awesome presents from friends located in Tier Tartan Bollocks? check!

Checkmate BoCock ! ( I consider Matt Hancock and Boris Johnson like the evil Brangelina of the UK and they deserve the appropriate moniker innit!). I had a great time and it’s not the end yet !

Scream for me!