Burnt party food? Check!
Kung Fu Panda Trilogy with associated follow-up rubbish fat jokes? Check!
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker? Check!
More bling than a Snoop Dog Christmas Tree? Check!
Awesome presents from friends located in Tier Tartan Bollocks? check!
Checkmate BoCock ! ( I consider Matt Hancock and Boris Johnson like the evil Brangelina of the UK and they deserve the appropriate moniker innit!). I had a great time and it’s not the end yet !