Mood : The Cartoonish Life 🀑

It is early 2021 and life has become something of a cartoon. The Vaccine Villainsβ„’  are currently running wild and are still fidgeting numbers to scare the masses. Yes, any death for any reason within 28 days of a covid test is still recorded as a covid death. So, you could have caught this flu, been ran over by a bus driven by Keanu Reeves, … Continue reading Mood : The Cartoonish Life 🀑

A Thrift Haul : CoinCoin Chanel Edition πŸ’ŽπŸ’°

When you are shamelessly addicted to anything Chanel but also shamelessly not bothered about splashing out your whole rent budget on the real deal (one day I will ! *clenches fist*), you go to Etsy and fulfill your Coco desires for 1/10 of the price. I may be moving out of my current flat in the foreseeable future, but even if I don’t, I have … Continue reading A Thrift Haul : CoinCoin Chanel Edition πŸ’ŽπŸ’°

Locked Down in Vintage Nightgowns πŸŒƒπŸŒš

As much as I love Primark PJs, I have always really been drawn to vintage robes and nightgowns. And I am not talking about Miss Marple kinda nightwear, but the Morticia kind : stylish, elegant and glam. I have always wanted to own a couple of vintage nightwear items and I found two that tickled my fancy last night. I won one of them and … Continue reading Locked Down in Vintage Nightgowns πŸŒƒπŸŒš

LΓΆΓΆkbook: Snowflake Melter β„οΈπŸŽ©πŸ”₯

Me yesterday : It is sunny outside and perfect for shooting, but I won’t. Me today : its snowing and freezing and I am totally gonna shoot. Cape coat : Pretty Little Thing (but on Ebay) Hat, necklace and belt : Killstar Dress : Amazon Boots : New Rock Gloves : Ebay With Sass and Less Ass (YAAAAASSS i lost some chin and booty whoop … Continue reading LΓΆΓΆkbook: Snowflake Melter β„οΈπŸŽ©πŸ”₯

A Vintage Heart: Alt Thrifting πŸ’›πŸ‘›

Not only am I vintage Myself, but I do also absolutely love buying actual vintage pieces. You know what they say right? The drapes gotta match the furniture … And I am proudly purchasing things that match my millennial Conan the Barbarian meets Coco Chanel ass. I might be antiquated to some, but I do not give a roaring damn. On that note though, I … Continue reading A Vintage Heart: Alt Thrifting πŸ’›πŸ‘›

LΓΆΓΆkbook : Doing The Splits πŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒ

Alright, I cannot do the splits, but I was able to get into this Killstar split skirt without splitting it! Damn, my verbiage is getter better and better, is it not?  If you have a split opinion it’s ok … See what I did there? Anyway … The Luna necklace is also from Killstar … What better symbol for a moonchild? (or a lunatic innit) … Continue reading LΓΆΓΆkbook : Doing The Splits πŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒ

New Year’s Day : a Thrifty Literal Pain in The Ass πŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ͺπŸ‘

In the name of all that is Schwarzeneggery, Stallony and John McClaney – I have done my first bunch of reps using my newly received dumbbells and ankle weights, and I am aching in places I did not know existed in my body. I followed videos from Caroline Girvan for the arms and full body, and then one from the Live Fit Girl for the … Continue reading New Year’s Day : a Thrifty Literal Pain in The Ass πŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ͺπŸ‘