It is January 2021 and the shitshow known as Certificate of Vaccine ID is still flying high. *Sighs with floating but heavily sanitised buccal particles* (my mouthwash is amazing y’all).
Amongst other stupidities, today I went out for a walk and saw a dude wearing TWO masks. No, I wasn’t drunk and yes, I had my glasses on. Two masks, one black and one white (clearly an #AllLivesMatter folk), elegantly layered on his wrinkly face. The poor old sod was clearly struggling, yet he did not move his bacteria infested cloth one inch.
Stupidity is truly lethal.
I also saw many lonely drivers donning surgical masks in their own goddamn car … And worse : an absolute gem of a woman wearing a visor AND a mask in her vehicle. It was like seeing a budget version of RoboCop; only it was PlasticFlop.
Wouldn’t it be more efficient for these people to get themselves a latex BDSM gimp outfit ? Easy to clean and full on protection. Plus, they can get their master Boris to flagellate them with false facts all day long…
I just couldn’t help but ponder : do these type of people wear two condoms too? Perhaps this would be a good thing … #NaturalSelection
With Love & Oxygen,