You know when people feed you cliché lines such as “be the change you want to see in the world” and you sardonically smile and are like “yeah,yeah whatever Gandhi“? (apparently it wasn’t him who said that- who would have thought the internet would lie?).
Well, I used to be like that until I broke free of the social conditioning which made me hide my real thoughts and opinions for fear of social backlash. To be precise though, I never really hid my brain farts, but rather censored them. So artificially flowery scented brain farts when in reality they are potently organic. Yes, you may grab your mask – at least it will be useful for once?
Well, some of the thoughts I hold would probably trigger a lot of the faux woke brigade. *cue evil oppressor laugh*.
Amongst others, I firmly believe that onlyfans is trash, sex work is not real work, and spreading your bootyhole for the price of a happy meal on the internet is not feminism or empowering at all.
Class and elegance should not be foreign concepts just because we are in 2021, however I can see that many of what used to be my peers in the alternative world are now confusing “alternative” with “flash your tattooed tits and hashtag it #bossbabe“.
I wholeheartedly disagree with this lazy bullshit – you can be alternative and keep your clothes on (case in point).
You can be a #bossbabe and keep your clothes on.
Fun fact: I used to be an IT contractor and would charge £500 a day for the hiring of my brain and experience. I don’t have an IT degree and my very first job was in a call center when I could hardly speak English. I failed my first law degree because of anorexia and depression, and I’m here chunky but funky!
Now, don’t get me wrong – as much as I hate the system we are thrown in from birth, I found a way to make it work in a way that upholds my integrity and self respect; something this generation of onlyfans girls don’t seem to care for. I empowered myself through learning and getting better at what I do – whilst keeping my big girl panties on.
Yes, I’m tooting my own horn, but it’s my blog and I don’t care. If anything, I’d hope that it helps any fellow nerdy alt girl who may stumble on this post, to keep up.
You got this!
Dress: Primark £13, Harness : Poizen industries : £12 on eBay
With Love & Sassy Brain Cells,