Lรถรถkbook : Space Odyssey …๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿš€

… away from the backgarden? I am sick to death of my back garden, that place is a whole damn mess and it has gotten worse as builders have dropped some of their tools ahead of fixing the back wall next week. Oh yes, there has been ridiculous drama with the pterodactyl living two floors up from me, but like the Thunderous Terminator I am, … Continue reading Lรถรถkbook : Space Odyssey …๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿš€

Bullet for my Valentine Timeline ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“

Valentine’s Day 2021 was a ยฃ20 M&S meal deal, some Lindor chocolate, a gorgeous bouquet of flowers and tons of Rupaul Drag Race. Little things are big to me, so this was a lovely way of indulging. Sure, I could hear my good sis MyfitnessPal screeching about the excess calories every time I’d input a new food item on the app, but I have been … Continue reading Bullet for my Valentine Timeline ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“

If You’re Batty and You Love Tea… ๐Ÿฆ‡ โ˜•๏ธ

You buy the entire Killstar teapot and cups (with saucers) set ! Hurray for Daddy Crimbo, because I spent my entire Xmas voucher on this set and other bits and I’m really pleased. *Bats eyelashes* (how corny of me I know) The entire set is really finely crafted (in China … But hey there’s a reason it’s called finest China innit?) and I love the … Continue reading If You’re Batty and You Love Tea… ๐Ÿฆ‡ โ˜•๏ธ

Mood : The Cartoonish Life ๐Ÿคก

It is early 2021 and life has become something of a cartoon. The Vaccine Villainsโ„ขย  are currently running wild and are still fidgeting numbers to scare the masses. Yes, any death for any reason within 28 days of a covid test is still recorded as a covid death. So, you could have caught this flu, been ran over by a bus driven by Keanu Reeves, … Continue reading Mood : The Cartoonish Life ๐Ÿคก

A Thrift Haul : CoinCoin Chanel Edition ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’ฐ

When you are shamelessly addicted to anything Chanel but also shamelessly not bothered about splashing out your whole rent budget on the real deal (one day I will ! *clenches fist*), you go to Etsy and fulfill your Coco desires for 1/10 of the price. I may be moving out of my current flat in the foreseeable future, but even if I don’t, I have … Continue reading A Thrift Haul : CoinCoin Chanel Edition ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’ฐ

Locked Down in Vintage Nightgowns ๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒš

As much as I love Primark PJs, I have always really been drawn to vintage robes and nightgowns. And I am not talking about Miss Marple kinda nightwear, but the Morticia kind : stylish, elegant and glam. I have always wanted to own a couple of vintage nightwear items and I found two that tickled my fancy last night. I won one of them and … Continue reading Locked Down in Vintage Nightgowns ๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒš

Lรถรถkbook: Snowflake Melter โ„๏ธ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Me yesterday : It is sunny outside and perfect for shooting, but I won’t. Me today : its snowing and freezing and I am totally gonna shoot. Cape coat : Pretty Little Thing (but on Ebay) Hat, necklace and belt : Killstar Dress : Amazon Boots : New Rock Gloves : Ebay With Sass and Less Ass (YAAAAASSS i lost some chin and booty whoop … Continue reading Lรถรถkbook: Snowflake Melter โ„๏ธ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Mainstream Medicine 2021 ๐Ÿ’‰โš•๏ธ

It is January 2021 and the shitshow known as Certificate of Vaccine ID is still flying high. *Sighs with floating but heavily sanitised buccal particles* (my mouthwash is amazing y’all). Amongst other stupidities, today I went out for a walk and saw a dude wearing TWO masks. No, I wasn’t drunk and yes, I had my glasses on. Two masks, one black and one white … Continue reading Mainstream Medicine 2021 ๐Ÿ’‰โš•๏ธ