Bloomin’ From Ear to Ear 🌹😁

They say that misery loves company … well my misery likes jewellery! Actually, despite the world going to total shit (the virus has now mutated into a dictatorship), I am feeling rather good. Groovy. Gleeful. Gothilicious! Today I received part one of a rather large Etsy purchase … Hey, just because I am not going to be part of the Vax Vax Klan, doesn’t mean … Continue reading Bloomin’ From Ear to Ear 🌹😁

Seaze The Day : Fun in Brighton!🌊🐟

When life gives me demons, I like to hex them away by playing ‘Highway to Hell’ . When life gives me lemons, I go to Brighton for some fish and chips! Yesterday was Easter Sunday and I gleefully spent it in Brighton with a friend. No grandmas were killed during the process of getting there. In fact, the train was full of youngsters and oldsters … Continue reading Seaze The Day : Fun in Brighton!🌊🐟

I am Coming Out! πŸšͺ😜

… as a blingosexual transfinancial heavy metal bat of colour [beige]. I have ATM syndrome (Automated Teller Machine syndrome; when the ATM does not want to give me more than I need, I get anxiety), CPTSD (Chocolate Powered Trump Sensitivity Disease : if i eat chocolate and Trump is on TV, I break out in hives) and MTV disease (Metal Thrashing Virus; when metal comes … Continue reading I am Coming Out! πŸšͺ😜

OOTD: Black DynamiteπŸ’£πŸ’₯

The recent turn of events really does make me want to explode. Not only is the world currently run by a bunch of totalitarian twatzis [unbelievably aggravating individuals with Nazi tendencies], but the majority of the population is also so deeply programmed into their linear thinking that they WANT the rona to be more virulent than it actually is, and WANT everybody to be forced … Continue reading OOTD: Black DynamiteπŸ’£πŸ’₯

My London Beach Holidays : πŸ–•U Boris

The year is 2021 and the UK’s blonde himbo version of Mussolini has declared that holidays for the working class are illegal. Of course, these rules do not apply to the antediluvian incestuous geriatric vermin known as the royal family. Souvlaki cravings must be met at all costs (including those oh so pesky carbon emissions the masses get guilted about constantly), and thus a trip … Continue reading My London Beach Holidays : πŸ–•U Boris

Live & Let Live πŸ’“πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ

Yep, I have not written for a while … This is due to the utter monotony I have let myself get into – a monotony which is paradoxically on steroids, thanks to the illegal lockdown currently in place in the UK. This is not to say that I have not been practicing what I preach; ie always do something worthwhile each day – only that … Continue reading Live & Let Live πŸ’“πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ

LΓΆΓΆkbook : Space Odyssey …πŸ›ΈπŸš€

… away from the backgarden? I am sick to death of my back garden, that place is a whole damn mess and it has gotten worse as builders have dropped some of their tools ahead of fixing the back wall next week. Oh yes, there has been ridiculous drama with the pterodactyl living two floors up from me, but like the Thunderous Terminator I am, … Continue reading LΓΆΓΆkbook : Space Odyssey …πŸ›ΈπŸš€

Bullet for my Valentine Timeline πŸ’“πŸ’“

Valentine’s Day 2021 was a Β£20 M&S meal deal, some Lindor chocolate, a gorgeous bouquet of flowers and tons of Rupaul Drag Race. Little things are big to me, so this was a lovely way of indulging. Sure, I could hear my good sis MyfitnessPal screeching about the excess calories every time I’d input a new food item on the app, but I have been … Continue reading Bullet for my Valentine Timeline πŸ’“πŸ’“