Shapeshifting is something I usually associate with reptilian conspiracy theories, however, thinking about it, it does also seem to fit me : indeed I am trying my hardest to shift kgs off my ass, and you bet your devalued bottom dollar that I am going to shift shape. This week has been rather busy and wet (outside ya perverts) – but in a positive way … Continue reading Sorceress Palette : Shapeshifter 🧙♀️🐍
Not only am I vintage Myself, but I do also absolutely love buying actual vintage pieces. You know what they say right? The drapes gotta match the furniture … And I am proudly purchasing things that match my millennial Conan the Barbarian meets Coco Chanel ass. I might be antiquated to some, but I do not give a roaring damn. On that note though, I … Continue reading A Vintage Heart: Alt Thrifting 💛👛
Alright, I cannot do the splits, but I was able to get into this Killstar split skirt without splitting it! Damn, my verbiage is getter better and better, is it not? If you have a split opinion it’s ok … See what I did there? Anyway … The Luna necklace is also from Killstar … What better symbol for a moonchild? (or a lunatic innit) … Continue reading Löökbook : Doing The Splits 🤸♀️💃
Just when I thought that humanity couldn’t sink any lower, there goes a totally serious post on a Reddit beauty forum (Beauty Guru Chatter aka the Beauty Virtue Gutter), whereby an obnoxious user created a whole ass goddamn pivot table of all the less than 6 feet apart recorded interactions of YouTuber James Charles during a period of 81 days … It seems to me … Continue reading Covid Nazis Love Excel 🤓📑
Magic is the ability to control one’s perception; indeed where you saw a rabbit coming out of nowhere, the magician did have it coming from somewhere. The rabbit was always there, you just never saw it for yourself. Ok so for the triggered vegans out-there, and because I like to inject ridiculousness into everything I do, here is another analogy. A Wonderbra makes the unsuspecting … Continue reading The Tragic Magick of Convid 🔮🎩
“The universe doesn’t answer questions. It simply gives you signs.” Continue reading A Sign …✅🆗
In the name of all that is Schwarzeneggery, Stallony and John McClaney – I have done my first bunch of reps using my newly received dumbbells and ankle weights, and I am aching in places I did not know existed in my body. I followed videos from Caroline Girvan for the arms and full body, and then one from the Live Fit Girl for the … Continue reading New Year’s Day : a Thrifty Literal Pain in The Ass 🏋️♀️💪🍑
So my weights have serendipitously arrived today, the 31st December 2020 … I could swear that it is the Universe dropping a not so subtle hint : ya better get ready to pump some iron at the stroke of midnight hun! Saying that, I really do hope that the Universe does not actually use the word hun … We’re fucked if It does. All is … Continue reading There is No “New Me”… Only a Finer Me 🧐!
As a true wierdo, I am always out of sync or not syncing with the “world”. I guess you could say that this “world” is grim right now, however, my World is not. This is not a ploy to a Wayne’s World type of movie. In fact, I feel groovy as fuck. I know the CIC (Cocks in Charge) are currently hellbent on making everybody … Continue reading I Ain’t Grim with the Grimoire Palette 💄👀
… in 1997, I was a shy but already snarky geeky teenager. My dad had proudly bought the first of many Personal Computers that would be gracing my poor eyesight – one of those bricks that were the pinnacle of technology back then. And within a couple of months of goofing about on it, I had already learnt how to screw with the WIN.INI file. … Continue reading I Miss the 90’s : The Nerdy Alt Chick Edition 🤓🖥️
