I am Coming Out! ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜œ

… as a blingosexual transfinancial heavy metal bat of colour [beige]. I have ATM syndrome (Automated Teller Machine syndrome; when the ATM does not want to give me more than I need, I get anxiety), CPTSD (Chocolate Powered Trump Sensitivity Disease : if i eat chocolate and Trump is on TV, I break out in hives) and MTV disease (Metal Thrashing Virus; when metal comes … Continue reading I am Coming Out! ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜œ

Karen In Paris ๐Ÿ˜‚

I tell you what my dudes, I feel THREATENED! THREA-TENED! How dare these plastic-headed selfish moffos be out here, in MY open space, brazenly flashing their uncovered nasal and buccal cavities??! It is unacceptable and I shall be reporting them all to the authorities, especially the fat one; his beard is probably a Covid party on its own! Continue reading Karen In Paris ๐Ÿ˜‚