Bullet for my Valentine Timeline 💓💓

Valentine’s Day 2021 was a £20 M&S meal deal, some Lindor chocolate, a gorgeous bouquet of flowers and tons of Rupaul Drag Race. Little things are big to me, so this was a lovely way of indulging. Sure, I could hear my good sis MyfitnessPal screeching about the excess calories every time I’d input a new food item on the app, but I have been … Continue reading Bullet for my Valentine Timeline 💓💓

Löökbook: Snowflake Melter ❄️🎩🔥

Me yesterday : It is sunny outside and perfect for shooting, but I won’t. Me today : its snowing and freezing and I am totally gonna shoot. Cape coat : Pretty Little Thing (but on Ebay) Hat, necklace and belt : Killstar Dress : Amazon Boots : New Rock Gloves : Ebay With Sass and Less Ass (YAAAAASSS i lost some chin and booty whoop … Continue reading Löökbook: Snowflake Melter ❄️🎩🔥

Sorceress Palette : Shapeshifter 🧙‍♀️🐍

Shapeshifting is something I usually associate with reptilian conspiracy theories, however, thinking about it, it does also seem to fit me : indeed I am trying my hardest to shift kgs off my ass, and you bet your devalued bottom dollar that I am going to shift shape. This week has been rather busy and wet (outside ya perverts) – but in a positive way … Continue reading Sorceress Palette : Shapeshifter 🧙‍♀️🐍

Löökbook : Doing The Splits 🤸‍♀️💃

Alright, I cannot do the splits, but I was able to get into this Killstar split skirt without splitting it! Damn, my verbiage is getter better and better, is it not?  If you have a split opinion it’s ok … See what I did there? Anyway … The Luna necklace is also from Killstar … What better symbol for a moonchild? (or a lunatic innit) … Continue reading Löökbook : Doing The Splits 🤸‍♀️💃

OOTD: Ninja Witch Mode Activated 🥊

Necklace : Topshop Jacket : Widow @ Dollskill … Yeah, sue me *insert eyeroll*. Actually, scrap that because I will not penalise the designers, buyers, merchandisers, models, pattern cutters, garment technologists, photographers, and factory workers who participated in the production of this item because of the stupidity of their boss. I personally have had the misfortune of working for trash people and I am very … Continue reading OOTD: Ninja Witch Mode Activated 🥊

In my Feels in My Vampy Heels 👠👠

I literally purchased these heels as Bozzo the Clown was announcing his latest circus freak trick : the tier 4. I am thinking that subconsciously, these may have been bought as weapons of mass destruction? Saying that, even though these are only a fiver, I would never waste an inch of them on any of the current dickwits at the governmental helms. They are too … Continue reading In my Feels in My Vampy Heels 👠👠

Oops I Did It Again : New New Rocks … 👢

*inserts Motley Crue backing track* Sales, Sales, Sales! Upsells  and sassy deals Sales, Sales, Sales! Dancin’ Down on the High Street Soooooo ….I had to get these, yes had to. That is the way it works in my brain, especially considering the fact that I have recently sold two pairs of New Rocks on Depop. Supply and Demand, amiright? Well, mama demands New Rocks! Alsooooo…as … Continue reading Oops I Did It Again : New New Rocks … 👢