Löökbook : Doing The Splits 🤸‍♀️💃

Alright, I cannot do the splits, but I was able to get into this Killstar split skirt without splitting it! Damn, my verbiage is getter better and better, is it not?  If you have a split opinion it’s ok … See what I did there? Anyway … The Luna necklace is also from Killstar … What better symbol for a moonchild? (or a lunatic innit) … Continue reading Löökbook : Doing The Splits 🤸‍♀️💃

OOTD: Ninja Witch Mode Activated 🥊

Necklace : Topshop Jacket : Widow @ Dollskill … Yeah, sue me *insert eyeroll*. Actually, scrap that because I will not penalise the designers, buyers, merchandisers, models, pattern cutters, garment technologists, photographers, and factory workers who participated in the production of this item because of the stupidity of their boss. I personally have had the misfortune of working for trash people and I am very … Continue reading OOTD: Ninja Witch Mode Activated 🥊

In my Feels in My Vampy Heels 👠👠

I literally purchased these heels as Bozzo the Clown was announcing his latest circus freak trick : the tier 4. I am thinking that subconsciously, these may have been bought as weapons of mass destruction? Saying that, even though these are only a fiver, I would never waste an inch of them on any of the current dickwits at the governmental helms. They are too … Continue reading In my Feels in My Vampy Heels 👠👠

Oops I Did It Again : New New Rocks … 👢

*inserts Motley Crue backing track* Sales, Sales, Sales! Upsells  and sassy deals Sales, Sales, Sales! Dancin’ Down on the High Street Soooooo ….I had to get these, yes had to. That is the way it works in my brain, especially considering the fact that I have recently sold two pairs of New Rocks on Depop. Supply and Demand, amiright? Well, mama demands New Rocks! Alsooooo…as … Continue reading Oops I Did It Again : New New Rocks … 👢

My Black Friday Purchases… 🛍️

I always knew I had a shopping addiction, but this whole “working from home” plus Black Friday /Cyber Monday has legitimately catapulted me straight onto Imelda Marcos levels of shopping. #noshamedetected I think that as the Apocalypse is nearing, I’m paradoxically feeling more and more relaxed about spending money on stuff. Seriously, the world is completely nonsensical right now, and I might as well keep … Continue reading My Black Friday Purchases… 🛍️