Dear Internet. I tried. I tried. I really did try. To do what, you sexy AI bots may ask? To apply make up and make myself photogenically presentable. To not let my inner sassy bitch destroy everything in sight when I couldn’t find the remote control for the actual camera, and give up to passively watch some YouTube instead (something the outer sassy bitch would … Continue reading Bubbles, Brain Fog & Bad Bougie Food
As part of my ongoing efforts to shake the funk out of my life (well, not all of it, as am actually going to a disco event in November oop oop!), I booked a ticket to the Alice : Curiouser and Curiouser exhibition at the V&A museum. And there I was, awake at 8am on a freaking Sunday, ready to stumble into the rat hole … Continue reading Alice : Curiouser and Curiouser – A Trip to the V&A (Blog)
Apparently someone once said ‘a great hat speaks for itself‘ , well I am afraid that *I* am going to have to do the talking here, as my Killstar hat is not yet sentient! Continue reading Killstar’s Orbit Cap : Bat in The Hat 🎩🦇
Back in 2020, my friend and I put out in the universe that we would travel, eat out, go to gigs, festivals and the like … all the while in clear contradiction to Kim Jong Johnson’s edicts at the time. Communism? I don’t know her. I am not saying that either of us are remote offsprings of Dr Strange, and that we manipulated the space … Continue reading Bound to Bloodstock Festival !
So my weights have serendipitously arrived today, the 31st December 2020 … I could swear that it is the Universe dropping a not so subtle hint : ya better get ready to pump some iron at the stroke of midnight hun! Saying that, I really do hope that the Universe does not actually use the word hun … We’re fucked if It does. All is … Continue reading There is No “New Me”… Only a Finer Me 🧐!
Burnt party food? Check! Kung Fu Panda Trilogy with associated follow-up rubbish fat jokes? Check! Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker? Check! More bling than a Snoop Dog Christmas Tree? Check! Awesome presents from friends located in Tier Tartan Bollocks? check! Checkmate BoCock ! ( I consider Matt Hancock and Boris Johnson like the evil Brangelina of the UK and they deserve the appropriate moniker innit!). I … Continue reading My 2020 Crimbo : Blingin’ Bat Bliss 🦇🎅🎄
Whatever you do today, remember that you are awesome and that you can do anything you want! I am thinking of all the people spending Christmas alone and sending them huge stacks of positive energy. Christmas is commercially sold as a people time; which is not wrong in itself but may make lone people feel very isolated, especially due to the media always advertising groups … Continue reading Batty Christmas Wishes !!