Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians🔪💃

On Wednesday 22nd of September, I went to a yoga class. Just like all the other Wednesdays. But on this particular Wednesday,  as I lept towards the floor for a smooth “downward facing dog” – I felt as if I was leaping in the toilet bowl of a nightclub after one too many drinks: I felt nauseous, dizzy and sick. Basically all the drunk side … Continue reading Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians🔪💃

Eleganza Lethargica 😴💃

My sleeping patterns have become as deranged as Boris’ hair; and in turn, I have become as lethargic as the comatose people addicted to the BBC’s fearful programming. Still, there is solace to be found in being able to dress up … for a dressing down? A brain which is chemically engineered towards depression like mine doesn’t fare well at all with lack of sleep. … Continue reading Eleganza Lethargica 😴💃

Live & Let Live 💓🙋‍♀️

Yep, I have not written for a while … This is due to the utter monotony I have let myself get into – a monotony which is paradoxically on steroids, thanks to the illegal lockdown currently in place in the UK. This is not to say that I have not been practicing what I preach; ie always do something worthwhile each day – only that … Continue reading Live & Let Live 💓🙋‍♀️

The Tragic Magick of Convid 🔮🎩

Magic is the ability to control one’s perception; indeed where you saw a rabbit coming out of nowhere, the magician did have it coming from somewhere. The rabbit was always there, you just never saw it for yourself. Ok so for the triggered vegans out-there, and because I like to inject ridiculousness into everything I do, here is another analogy. A Wonderbra makes the unsuspecting … Continue reading The Tragic Magick of Convid 🔮🎩

Mood of the Day : Rage Against the Machine(s) 😡🤬

I did appreciate the irony of seeing this plastered in the outside world, right by a bunch of lovely humans socialising carefully in the heart of Soho [you know it can be done right? drinking from your own cup without slobbering germs and particles all over somebody else?] … The second thing that made me seriously roll my eyes, is that carefully crafted noose at … Continue reading Mood of the Day : Rage Against the Machine(s) 😡🤬