The Cash Cow and The Coward … A (G)r(oss)Mance Storyโšก๐Ÿ’”

Too long didn’t read: Men suck. I have time to read bullshit on the internet: once upon a time there was a chick who was in love and did some stupid shit against her better judgement. To her defense, she trained as a lawyer, not a judge. And that is not hearsay (I’m watching way too much of the Depp/Heard trial, can you tell?). She … Continue reading The Cash Cow and The Coward … A (G)r(oss)Mance Storyโšก๐Ÿ’”

Saturday Night Musical Musings

This is probably the lack of sleep but my thoughts are very disordered today. More disordered than a System of a Down lyric. I feel like something in my gut is warning me about something not quite right this evening (no, it’s not food poisoning)…and I know that I probably shouldn’t entertain that thought, but sometimes the bad part of my brain takes over and … Continue reading Saturday Night Musical Musings

Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ƒ

On Wednesday 22nd of September, I went to a yoga class. Just like all the other Wednesdays. But on this particular Wednesday,  as I lept towards the floor for a smooth “downward facing dog” – I felt as if I was leaping in the toilet bowl of a nightclub after one too many drinks: I felt nauseous, dizzy and sick. Basically all the drunk side … Continue reading Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ƒ

Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

My sleeping patterns have become as deranged as Boris’ hair; and in turn, I have become as lethargic as the comatose people addicted to the BBC’s fearful programming. Still, there is solace to be found in being able to dress up … for a dressing down? A brain which is chemically engineered towards depression like mine doesn’t fare well at all with lack of sleep. … Continue reading Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

Live & Let Live ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Yep, I have not written for a while … This is due to the utter monotony I have let myself get into – a monotony which is paradoxically on steroids, thanks to the illegal lockdown currently in place in the UK. This is not to say that I have not been practicing what I preach; ie always do something worthwhile each day – only that … Continue reading Live & Let Live ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Mood of the Day : Rage Against the Machine(s) ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ

I did appreciate the irony of seeing this plastered in the outside world, right by a bunch of lovely humans socialising carefully in the heart of Soho [you know it can be done right? drinking from your own cup without slobbering germs and particles all over somebody else?] … The second thing that made me seriously roll my eyes, is that carefully crafted noose at … Continue reading Mood of the Day : Rage Against the Machine(s) ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ