Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

My sleeping patterns have become as deranged as Boris’ hair; and in turn, I have become as lethargic as the comatose people addicted to the BBC’s fearful programming. Still, there is solace to be found in being able to dress up … for a dressing down? A brain which is chemically engineered towards depression like mine doesn’t fare well at all with lack of sleep. … Continue reading Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

I Am from The Hood … ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿ”ฎ

And I cannot wait to change neighborhood! Between the extortionate rent I am paying for a non-existent city life, and the attempts at emotional extortion from my craplord – I have had enough, Donna Summers style. This week, this mumbling idiot had the audacity to send me an email asking me to lie to the loss adjusters who are due to come to the flat … Continue reading I Am from The Hood … ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿ”ฎ

Bloomin’ From Ear to Ear ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜

They say that misery loves company … well my misery likes jewellery! Actually, despite the world going to total shit (the virus has now mutated into a dictatorship), I am feeling rather good. Groovy. Gleeful. Gothilicious! Today I received part one of a rather large Etsy purchase … Hey, just because I am not going to be part of the Vax Vax Klan, doesn’t mean … Continue reading Bloomin’ From Ear to Ear ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜

Seaze The Day : Fun in Brighton!๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŸ

When life gives me demons, I like to hex them away by playing ‘Highway to Hell’ . When life gives me lemons, I go to Brighton for some fish and chips! Yesterday was Easter Sunday and I gleefully spent it in Brighton with a friend. No grandmas were killed during the process of getting there. In fact, the train was full of youngsters and oldsters … Continue reading Seaze The Day : Fun in Brighton!๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŸ

I am Coming Out! ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜œ

… as a blingosexual transfinancial heavy metal bat of colour [beige]. I have ATM syndrome (Automated Teller Machine syndrome; when the ATM does not want to give me more than I need, I get anxiety), CPTSD (Chocolate Powered Trump Sensitivity Disease : if i eat chocolate and Trump is on TV, I break out in hives) and MTV disease (Metal Thrashing Virus; when metal comes … Continue reading I am Coming Out! ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜œ

OOTD: Black Dynamite๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ

The recent turn of events really does make me want to explode. Not only is the world currently run by a bunch of totalitarian twatzis [unbelievably aggravating individuals with Nazi tendencies], but the majority of the population is also so deeply programmed into their linear thinking that they WANT the rona to be more virulent than it actually is, and WANT everybody to be forced … Continue reading OOTD: Black Dynamite๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ

My London Beach Holidays : ๐Ÿ–•U Boris

The year is 2021 and the UK’s blonde himbo version of Mussolini has declared that holidays for the working class are illegal. Of course, these rules do not apply to the antediluvian incestuous geriatric vermin known as the royal family. Souvlaki cravings must be met at all costs (including those oh so pesky carbon emissions the masses get guilted about constantly), and thus a trip … Continue reading My London Beach Holidays : ๐Ÿ–•U Boris

Live & Let Live ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Yep, I have not written for a while … This is due to the utter monotony I have let myself get into – a monotony which is paradoxically on steroids, thanks to the illegal lockdown currently in place in the UK. This is not to say that I have not been practicing what I preach; ie always do something worthwhile each day – only that … Continue reading Live & Let Live ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ