LΓΆΓΆkbook : Shiny Chainz πŸ”—β›“οΈ

Yes. This is still my back garden being used as a pseudo tropical background (do not underestimate London’s fauna and flora!) Yes. This has been taken using my phone instead of my expensive camera and its equally pricey tripod. But! I have an excuse, I am on antibiotics at the moment (of course the vertigo from last week wasn’t enough for Satan), so I’ve been … Continue reading LΓΆΓΆkbook : Shiny Chainz πŸ”—β›“οΈ

Halloween 2021 : My High Street Picks! πŸ¦‡ πŸŽƒ

Boo! Don’t you love being surprised by a scheduled blog post?! Well, either way, it is officially Spooktober, and it is o-ffi-shu-ally time for mainstream retailers to get Goth coins and Goth contactless payments. And that includes my hard earned dark cash – yes, I may or may not have purchased some of these items which I may or may not unveil in a new … Continue reading Halloween 2021 : My High Street Picks! πŸ¦‡ πŸŽƒ

Killing the Kilos … And the KardashiansπŸ”ͺπŸ’ƒ

On Wednesday 22nd of September, I went to a yoga class. Just like all the other Wednesdays. But on this particular Wednesday,  as I lept towards the floor for a smooth “downward facing dog” – I felt as if I was leaping in the toilet bowl of a nightclub after one too many drinks: I felt nauseous, dizzy and sick. Basically all the drunk side … Continue reading Killing the Kilos … And the KardashiansπŸ”ͺπŸ’ƒ

Latest eBay Haul : Batty Chic πŸ¦‡πŸ’ƒ

Spooky season? Perhaps, but in my neck of the woods it is blazer season that is upon us! I have always loved to mix and match various styles of clothing and my latest attempt is going to be mixing dogtooth pattern blazers with more alternative accessories and shoes. Coco Shrapnel is actually my second preferred pseudonym for a reason πŸ˜‰ So I treated myself for … Continue reading Latest eBay Haul : Batty Chic πŸ¦‡πŸ’ƒ

Bound to Bloodstock Festival !

Back in 2020, my friend and I put out in the universe that we would travel, eat out, go to gigs, festivals and the like … all the while in clear contradiction to Kim Jong Johnson’s edicts at the time. Communism? I don’t know her. I am not saying that either of us are remote offsprings of Dr Strange, and that we manipulated the space … Continue reading Bound to Bloodstock Festival !

An F-word Summer: Family Fun in France & Fuck the System!βœˆοΈπŸ–•

Let’s start with the beginning : I am firmly anti-covid bullshit; I believe there is a man-made flu virus which is being used to trample humanity and install digital shackles upon us all. This virus is not the destroyer that it is painted to be, however its incumbents are : apartheid, segregation and forced injections of gene therapy products which have never passed even animal … Continue reading An F-word Summer: Family Fun in France & Fuck the System!βœˆοΈπŸ–•

Bon Voyage To Me!✈️✈️

You may say that I have been quiet in this virtual realm called the blogosphere… I will retort that my real life has been busier than hell during Sodom and Gomorrah. Yes, I’m not exaggerating. Ok … just a little bit, I am not that much of a degenerate; quite the opposite really! To the defense of my laziness, all things are better appreciated in … Continue reading Bon Voyage To Me!✈️✈️

Living My Truth in Bournemouth πŸ–οΈπŸŸ

Nothing says Gallivanting Goth like a seaside trip on a bank holiday weekend! Indeed, before life got slightly disrupted by a bunch of twats in suits, travelling was a staple in my life (never a syringe πŸ˜‰). In some respect, it still is, with locations being just a little more local for now, until the twats in suits get prison suits. I feel very blessed … Continue reading Living My Truth in Bournemouth πŸ–οΈπŸŸ