So my weights have serendipitously arrived today, the 31st December 2020 … I could swear that it is the Universe dropping a not so subtle hint : ya better get ready to pump some iron at the stroke of midnight hun! Saying that, I really do hope that the Universe does not actually use the word hun … We’re fucked if It does. All is … Continue reading There is No “New Me”… Only a Finer Me 🧐!
Burnt party food? Check! Kung Fu Panda Trilogy with associated follow-up rubbish fat jokes? Check! Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker? Check! More bling than a Snoop Dog Christmas Tree? Check! Awesome presents from friends located in Tier Tartan Bollocks? check! Checkmate BoCock ! ( I consider Matt Hancock and Boris Johnson like the evil Brangelina of the UK and they deserve the appropriate moniker innit!). I … Continue reading My 2020 Crimbo : Blingin’ Bat Bliss 🦇🎅🎄
Lockdown has actually been fabulous for me … indeed; it has unlocked me. Without lockdown, I wouldn’t have had the compulsion to dye my hair red (and thereby feel fiery as fuck). Without lockdown, I wouldn’t have been compelled to walk everyday at least 20k steps to keep both my booty and sanity in check. Without lockdown, I wouldn’t have been compelled to re-examine how … Continue reading My Right Side is Always Right 💄🧐
Holding on to the past is a thing of the present, because the present has no future … At that particular moment in time, I realised that for this bakery, this “2018 moment” was as good as it will ever get – at least for a while. And so I gave it a glow up, inspired by the very buttery goodie it received recognition for. … Continue reading The Butter Glow 💛