On Wednesday 22nd of September, I went to a yoga class. Just like all the other Wednesdays. But on this particular Wednesday, as I lept towards the floor for a smooth “downward facing dog” – I felt as if I was leaping in the toilet bowl of a nightclub after one too many drinks: I felt nauseous, dizzy and sick. Basically all the drunk side … Continue reading Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians🔪💃
Let’s start with the beginning : I am firmly anti-covid bullshit; I believe there is a man-made flu virus which is being used to trample humanity and install digital shackles upon us all. This virus is not the destroyer that it is painted to be, however its incumbents are : apartheid, segregation and forced injections of gene therapy products which have never passed even animal … Continue reading An F-word Summer: Family Fun in France & Fuck the System!✈️🖕
You may say that I have been quiet in this virtual realm called the blogosphere… I will retort that my real life has been busier than hell during Sodom and Gomorrah. Yes, I’m not exaggerating. Ok … just a little bit, I am not that much of a degenerate; quite the opposite really! To the defense of my laziness, all things are better appreciated in … Continue reading Bon Voyage To Me!✈️✈️
Yep, I have not written for a while … This is due to the utter monotony I have let myself get into – a monotony which is paradoxically on steroids, thanks to the illegal lockdown currently in place in the UK. This is not to say that I have not been practicing what I preach; ie always do something worthwhile each day – only that … Continue reading Live & Let Live 💓🙋♀️
It is January 2021 and the shitshow known as Certificate of Vaccine ID is still flying high. *Sighs with floating but heavily sanitised buccal particles* (my mouthwash is amazing y’all). Amongst other stupidities, today I went out for a walk and saw a dude wearing TWO masks. No, I wasn’t drunk and yes, I had my glasses on. Two masks, one black and one white … Continue reading Mainstream Medicine 2021 💉⚕️
So my weights have serendipitously arrived today, the 31st December 2020 … I could swear that it is the Universe dropping a not so subtle hint : ya better get ready to pump some iron at the stroke of midnight hun! Saying that, I really do hope that the Universe does not actually use the word hun … We’re fucked if It does. All is … Continue reading There is No “New Me”… Only a Finer Me 🧐!