Lรถรถkbook : Shiny Chainz

Yes. This is still my back garden being used as a pseudo tropical background (do not underestimate London’s fauna and flora!) Yes. This has been taken using my phone instead of my expensive camera and its equally pricey tripod. But! I have an excuse, I am on antibiotics at the moment (of course the vertigo from last week wasn’t enough for Satan), so I’ve been … Continue reading Lรถรถkbook : Shiny Chainz

Halloween 2021 : My High Street Picks! ๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐ŸŽƒ

Boo! Don’t you love being surprised by a scheduled blog post?! Well, either way, it is officially Spooktober, and it is o-ffi-shu-ally time for mainstream retailers to get Goth coins and Goth contactless payments. And that includes my hard earned dark cash – yes, I may or may not have purchased some of these items which I may or may not unveil in a new … Continue reading Halloween 2021 : My High Street Picks! ๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐ŸŽƒ

Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ƒ

On Wednesday 22nd of September, I went to a yoga class. Just like all the other Wednesdays. But on this particular Wednesday,  as I lept towards the floor for a smooth “downward facing dog” – I felt as if I was leaping in the toilet bowl of a nightclub after one too many drinks: I felt nauseous, dizzy and sick. Basically all the drunk side … Continue reading Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ƒ

Latest eBay Haul : Batty Chic ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ’ƒ

Spooky season? Perhaps, but in my neck of the woods it is blazer season that is upon us! I have always loved to mix and match various styles of clothing and my latest attempt is going to be mixing dogtooth pattern blazers with more alternative accessories and shoes. Coco Shrapnel is actually my second preferred pseudonym for a reason ๐Ÿ˜‰ So I treated myself for … Continue reading Latest eBay Haul : Batty Chic ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ’ƒ

OOTD: Da Goth Unchained โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ”—

You know when people feed you clichรฉ lines such as “be the change you want to see in the world” and you sardonically smile and are like “yeah,yeah whatever Gandhi“? (apparently it wasn’t him who said that- who would have thought the internet would lie?). Well, I used to be like that until I broke free of the social conditioning which made me hide my … Continue reading OOTD: Da Goth Unchained โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ”—

Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

My sleeping patterns have become as deranged as Boris’ hair; and in turn, I have become as lethargic as the comatose people addicted to the BBC’s fearful programming. Still, there is solace to be found in being able to dress up … for a dressing down? A brain which is chemically engineered towards depression like mine doesn’t fare well at all with lack of sleep. … Continue reading Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

I Am from The Hood … ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿ”ฎ

And I cannot wait to change neighborhood! Between the extortionate rent I am paying for a non-existent city life, and the attempts at emotional extortion from my craplord – I have had enough, Donna Summers style. This week, this mumbling idiot had the audacity to send me an email asking me to lie to the loss adjusters who are due to come to the flat … Continue reading I Am from The Hood … ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿ”ฎ

Bloomin’ From Ear to Ear ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜

They say that misery loves company … well my misery likes jewellery! Actually, despite the world going to total shit (the virus has now mutated into a dictatorship), I am feeling rather good. Groovy. Gleeful. Gothilicious! Today I received part one of a rather large Etsy purchase … Hey, just because I am not going to be part of the Vax Vax Klan, doesn’t mean … Continue reading Bloomin’ From Ear to Ear ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜

OOTD: Black Dynamite๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ

The recent turn of events really does make me want to explode. Not only is the world currently run by a bunch of totalitarian twatzis [unbelievably aggravating individuals with Nazi tendencies], but the majority of the population is also so deeply programmed into their linear thinking that they WANT the rona to be more virulent than it actually is, and WANT everybody to be forced … Continue reading OOTD: Black Dynamite๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ