Lรถรถkbook : Space Odyssey …๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿš€

… away from the backgarden? I am sick to death of my back garden, that place is a whole damn mess and it has gotten worse as builders have dropped some of their tools ahead of fixing the back wall next week. Oh yes, there has been ridiculous drama with the pterodactyl living two floors up from me, but like the Thunderous Terminator I am, … Continue reading Lรถรถkbook : Space Odyssey …๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿš€

Locked Down in Vintage Nightgowns ๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒš

As much as I love Primark PJs, I have always really been drawn to vintage robes and nightgowns. And I am not talking about Miss Marple kinda nightwear, but the Morticia kind : stylish, elegant and glam. I have always wanted to own a couple of vintage nightwear items and I found two that tickled my fancy last night. I won one of them and … Continue reading Locked Down in Vintage Nightgowns ๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒš

Lรถรถkbook: Snowflake Melter โ„๏ธ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Me yesterday : It is sunny outside and perfect for shooting, but I won’t. Me today : its snowing and freezing and I am totally gonna shoot. Cape coat : Pretty Little Thing (but on Ebay) Hat, necklace and belt : Killstar Dress : Amazon Boots : New Rock Gloves : Ebay With Sass and Less Ass (YAAAAASSS i lost some chin and booty whoop … Continue reading Lรถรถkbook: Snowflake Melter โ„๏ธ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ

A Vintage Heart: Alt Thrifting ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ‘›

Not only am I vintage Myself, but I do also absolutely love buying actual vintage pieces. You know what they say right? The drapes gotta match the furniture … And I am proudly purchasing things that match my millennial Conan the Barbarian meets Coco Chanel ass. I might be antiquated to some, but I do not give a roaring damn. On that note though, I … Continue reading A Vintage Heart: Alt Thrifting ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ‘›

Lรถรถkbook : Doing The Splits ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ

Alright, I cannot do the splits, but I was able to get into this Killstar split skirt without splitting it! Damn, my verbiage is getter better and better, is it not?ย  If you have a split opinion it’s ok … See what I did there? Anyway … The Luna necklace is also from Killstar … What better symbol for a moonchild? (or a lunatic innit) … Continue reading Lรถรถkbook : Doing The Splits ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ

OOTD Killstar Liberty Coat ๐Ÿ‘ป

I first saw this Matrix-meet-Morticia coat during a trip to Prague, but the only size they had left in store was way too small for my thunderbosom as well as thunderbooty. I am smiling now, but I wasn’t then! However, I took the plunge and purchased the larger size (medium) which did make me cry into my deliveroo order of burger and fries (I do … Continue reading OOTD Killstar Liberty Coat ๐Ÿ‘ป

OOTD: Ninja Witch Mode Activated ๐ŸฅŠ

Necklace : Topshop Jacket : Widow @ Dollskill … Yeah, sue me *insert eyeroll*. Actually, scrap that because I will not penalise the designers, buyers, merchandisers, models, pattern cutters, garment technologists, photographers, and factory workers who participated in the production of this item because of the stupidity of their boss. I personally have had the misfortune of working for trash people and I am very … Continue reading OOTD: Ninja Witch Mode Activated ๐ŸฅŠ

In my Feels in My Vampy Heels ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ 

I literally purchased these heels as Bozzo the Clown was announcing his latest circus freak trick : the tier 4. I am thinking that subconsciously, these may have been bought as weapons of mass destruction? Saying that, even though these are only a fiver, I would never waste an inch of them on any of the current dickwits at the governmental helms. They are too … Continue reading In my Feels in My Vampy Heels ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘