Alice : Curiouser and Curiouser – A Trip to the V&A (Blog)

As part of my ongoing efforts to shake the funk out of my life (well, not all of it, as am actually going to a disco event in November oop oop!), I booked a ticket to the Alice : Curiouser and Curiouser exhibition at the V&A museum. And there I was, awake at 8am on a freaking Sunday, ready to stumble into the rat hole … Continue reading Alice : Curiouser and Curiouser – A Trip to the V&A (Blog)

Curiouser and Curiouser at the V&A : Part 1 ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฐ

So I did a thing and went to the Victoria and Albert Museum for the Alice : Curiouser and Curiouser exhibition and … recorded bits and bobs on my new Youtube channel – a channel so exclusive, it is buried deep where Zuckerberg is unable to send ads. Saying that, I totally fucked up and recorded : 1) on a phone 2) in portrait mode … Continue reading Curiouser and Curiouser at the V&A : Part 1 ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฐ

Halloween 2021 : My High Street Picks! ๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐ŸŽƒ

Boo! Don’t you love being surprised by a scheduled blog post?! Well, either way, it is officially Spooktober, and it is o-ffi-shu-ally time for mainstream retailers to get Goth coins and Goth contactless payments. And that includes my hard earned dark cash – yes, I may or may not have purchased some of these items which I may or may not unveil in a new … Continue reading Halloween 2021 : My High Street Picks! ๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐ŸŽƒ

Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ƒ

On Wednesday 22nd of September, I went to a yoga class. Just like all the other Wednesdays. But on this particular Wednesday,  as I lept towards the floor for a smooth “downward facing dog” – I felt as if I was leaping in the toilet bowl of a nightclub after one too many drinks: I felt nauseous, dizzy and sick. Basically all the drunk side … Continue reading Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ƒ

Bound to Bloodstock Festival !

Back in 2020, my friend and I put out in the universe that we would travel, eat out, go to gigs, festivals and the like … all the while in clear contradiction to Kim Jong Johnson’s edicts at the time. Communism? I don’t know her. I am not saying that either of us are remote offsprings of Dr Strange, and that we manipulated the space … Continue reading Bound to Bloodstock Festival !

An F-word Summer: Family Fun in France & Fuck the System!โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ–•

Let’s start with the beginning : I am firmly anti-covid bullshit; I believe there is a man-made flu virus which is being used to trample humanity and install digital shackles upon us all. This virus is not the destroyer that it is painted to be, however its incumbents are : apartheid, segregation and forced injections of gene therapy products which have never passed even animal … Continue reading An F-word Summer: Family Fun in France & Fuck the System!โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ–•

No. โ›”๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ–•

It seems that the Church of Covid’s marketing department is working overtime these days. Shame that the thousands of pounds spent plastering buses and panels with propaganda are not spent on the “overworked” NHS or on its overflowing waiting list of actual sick people; rather than the hypochondriacs desperately testing themselves for a trace of a non isolated virus. Shame that instead of promoting how … Continue reading No. โ›”๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ–•

OOTD: Da Goth Unchained โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ”—

You know when people feed you clichรฉ lines such as “be the change you want to see in the world” and you sardonically smile and are like “yeah,yeah whatever Gandhi“? (apparently it wasn’t him who said that- who would have thought the internet would lie?). Well, I used to be like that until I broke free of the social conditioning which made me hide my … Continue reading OOTD: Da Goth Unchained โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ”—

Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

My sleeping patterns have become as deranged as Boris’ hair; and in turn, I have become as lethargic as the comatose people addicted to the BBC’s fearful programming. Still, there is solace to be found in being able to dress up … for a dressing down? A brain which is chemically engineered towards depression like mine doesn’t fare well at all with lack of sleep. … Continue reading Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

I Am from The Hood … ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿ”ฎ

And I cannot wait to change neighborhood! Between the extortionate rent I am paying for a non-existent city life, and the attempts at emotional extortion from my craplord – I have had enough, Donna Summers style. This week, this mumbling idiot had the audacity to send me an email asking me to lie to the loss adjusters who are due to come to the flat … Continue reading I Am from The Hood … ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿ”ฎ