Lรถรถkbook : Space Odyssey …๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿš€

… away from the backgarden? I am sick to death of my back garden, that place is a whole damn mess and it has gotten worse as builders have dropped some of their tools ahead of fixing the back wall next week. Oh yes, there has been ridiculous drama with the pterodactyl living two floors up from me, but like the Thunderous Terminator I am, … Continue reading Lรถรถkbook : Space Odyssey …๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿš€

Locked Down in Vintage Nightgowns ๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒš

As much as I love Primark PJs, I have always really been drawn to vintage robes and nightgowns. And I am not talking about Miss Marple kinda nightwear, but the Morticia kind : stylish, elegant and glam. I have always wanted to own a couple of vintage nightwear items and I found two that tickled my fancy last night. I won one of them and … Continue reading Locked Down in Vintage Nightgowns ๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒš

Lรถรถkbook : Doing The Splits ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ

Alright, I cannot do the splits, but I was able to get into this Killstar split skirt without splitting it! Damn, my verbiage is getter better and better, is it not?ย  If you have a split opinion it’s ok … See what I did there? Anyway … The Luna necklace is also from Killstar … What better symbol for a moonchild? (or a lunatic innit) … Continue reading Lรถรถkbook : Doing The Splits ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ

OOTD: Ninja Witch Mode Activated ๐ŸฅŠ

Necklace : Topshop Jacket : Widow @ Dollskill … Yeah, sue me *insert eyeroll*. Actually, scrap that because I will not penalise the designers, buyers, merchandisers, models, pattern cutters, garment technologists, photographers, and factory workers who participated in the production of this item because of the stupidity of their boss. I personally have had the misfortune of working for trash people and I am very … Continue reading OOTD: Ninja Witch Mode Activated ๐ŸฅŠ

My Right Side is Always Right ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿง

Lockdown has actually been fabulous for me … indeed; it has unlocked me. Without lockdown, I wouldn’t have had the compulsion to dye my hair red (and thereby feel fiery as fuck). Without lockdown, I wouldn’t have been compelled to walk everyday at least 20k steps to keep both my booty and sanity in check. Without lockdown, I wouldn’t have been compelled to re-examine how … Continue reading My Right Side is Always Right ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿง

In my Feels in My Vampy Heels ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ 

I literally purchased these heels as Bozzo the Clown was announcing his latest circus freak trick : the tier 4. I am thinking that subconsciously, these may have been bought as weapons of mass destruction? Saying that, even though these are only a fiver, I would never waste an inch of them on any of the current dickwits at the governmental helms. They are too … Continue reading In my Feels in My Vampy Heels ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ 

My Black Friday Purchases… ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

I always knew I had a shopping addiction, but this whole “working from home” plus Black Friday /Cyber Monday has legitimately catapulted me straight onto Imelda Marcos levels of shopping. #noshamedetected I think that as the Apocalypse is nearing, I’m paradoxically feeling more and more relaxed about spending money on stuff. Seriously, the world is completely nonsensical right now, and I might as well keep … Continue reading My Black Friday Purchases… ๐Ÿ›๏ธ