OOTD: Black Dynamite๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ

The recent turn of events really does make me want to explode. Not only is the world currently run by a bunch of totalitarian twatzis [unbelievably aggravating individuals with Nazi tendencies], but the majority of the population is also so deeply programmed into their linear thinking that they WANT the rona to be more virulent than it actually is, and WANT everybody to be forced … Continue reading OOTD: Black Dynamite๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ

My London Beach Holidays : ๐Ÿ–•U Boris

The year is 2021 and the UK’s blonde himbo version of Mussolini has declared that holidays for the working class are illegal. Of course, these rules do not apply to the antediluvian incestuous geriatric vermin known as the royal family. Souvlaki cravings must be met at all costs (including those oh so pesky carbon emissions the masses get guilted about constantly), and thus a trip … Continue reading My London Beach Holidays : ๐Ÿ–•U Boris

Mainstream Medicine 2021 ๐Ÿ’‰โš•๏ธ

It is January 2021 and the shitshow known as Certificate of Vaccine ID is still flying high. *Sighs with floating but heavily sanitised buccal particles* (my mouthwash is amazing y’all). Amongst other stupidities, today I went out for a walk and saw a dude wearing TWO masks. No, I wasn’t drunk and yes, I had my glasses on. Two masks, one black and one white … Continue reading Mainstream Medicine 2021 ๐Ÿ’‰โš•๏ธ

The Tragic Magick of Convid ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŽฉ

Magic is the ability to control one’s perception; indeed where you saw a rabbit coming out of nowhere, the magician did have it coming from somewhere. The rabbit was always there, you just never saw it for yourself. Ok so for the triggered vegans out-there, and because I like to inject ridiculousness into everything I do, here is another analogy. A Wonderbra makes the unsuspecting … Continue reading The Tragic Magick of Convid ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŽฉ

Mirror Mirror on the Wall, What’s the Biggest Psyop of Them All? ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ™„

I shit you not (well I shouldn’t really … considering the Great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020, lolz), we now have been instructed by the ruling bellends to play pretend sick (do we get nursed by pretend George Clooney from ER too?) because playing pretend sick will trick the virus that-is-so-virulent-it-needs-a-test-to-find-it (and kills less than the flu), from phantom spreading. Ah yes, didn’t you know … Continue reading Mirror Mirror on the Wall, What’s the Biggest Psyop of Them All? ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ™„

Spotted : Unsanitary Insanity in the City ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜

This reaaaaaally looks like the kind of place I would confidently walk in to have my nose scavenged harder than a goldmine for the paltry sum of โ‚ฌ90, and a result as fluctuating as a yo-yo dieter’s weight. And yes, this is a legit “test center” in France; and most of them are scattered opposite pharmacies. Is it perhaps to sell them the cure after … Continue reading Spotted : Unsanitary Insanity in the City ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜

En Voyage ร  Paris ๐Ÿš†๐Ÿ›ค๏ธ

Today I am heading down to Paris for a week, and I must say that I am pretty excited, despite the stupid state it will be in when I get there (you know, with that senseless sanitary dictatorship based on false data thing going on). I will get to see my dad’s new flat, get to play with my nephews, eat my mum’s wholesome food … Continue reading En Voyage ร  Paris ๐Ÿš†๐Ÿ›ค๏ธ

Mood of the Day : Rage Against the Machine(s) ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ

I did appreciate the irony of seeing this plastered in the outside world, right by a bunch of lovely humans socialising carefully in the heart of Soho [you know it can be done right? drinking from your own cup without slobbering germs and particles all over somebody else?] … The second thing that made me seriously roll my eyes, is that carefully crafted noose at … Continue reading Mood of the Day : Rage Against the Machine(s) ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ