My London Beach Holidays : ๐Ÿ–•U Boris

The year is 2021 and the UK’s blonde himbo version of Mussolini has declared that holidays for the working class are illegal. Of course, these rules do not apply to the antediluvian incestuous geriatric vermin known as the royal family. Souvlaki cravings must be met at all costs (including those oh so pesky carbon emissions the masses get guilted about constantly), and thus a trip … Continue reading My London Beach Holidays : ๐Ÿ–•U Boris

Mainstream Medicine 2021 ๐Ÿ’‰โš•๏ธ

It is January 2021 and the shitshow known as Certificate of Vaccine ID is still flying high. *Sighs with floating but heavily sanitised buccal particles* (my mouthwash is amazing y’all). Amongst other stupidities, today I went out for a walk and saw a dude wearing TWO masks. No, I wasn’t drunk and yes, I had my glasses on. Two masks, one black and one white … Continue reading Mainstream Medicine 2021 ๐Ÿ’‰โš•๏ธ

Covid Nazis Love Excel ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ“‘

Just when I thought that humanity couldn’t sink any lower, there goes a totally serious post on a Reddit beauty forum (Beauty Guru Chatter aka the Beauty Virtue Gutter), whereby an obnoxious user created a whole ass goddamn pivot table of all the less than 6 feet apart recorded interactions of YouTuber James Charles during a period of 81 days … It seems to me … Continue reading Covid Nazis Love Excel ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ“‘

The Tragic Magick of Convid ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŽฉ

Magic is the ability to control one’s perception; indeed where you saw a rabbit coming out of nowhere, the magician did have it coming from somewhere. The rabbit was always there, you just never saw it for yourself. Ok so for the triggered vegans out-there, and because I like to inject ridiculousness into everything I do, here is another analogy. A Wonderbra makes the unsuspecting … Continue reading The Tragic Magick of Convid ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŽฉ