OOTD: Black DynamiteπŸ’£πŸ’₯

The recent turn of events really does make me want to explode. Not only is the world currently run by a bunch of totalitarian twatzis [unbelievably aggravating individuals with Nazi tendencies], but the majority of the population is also so deeply programmed into their linear thinking that they WANT the rona to be more virulent than it actually is, and WANT everybody to be forced … Continue reading OOTD: Black DynamiteπŸ’£πŸ’₯

My London Beach Holidays : πŸ–•U Boris

The year is 2021 and the UK’s blonde himbo version of Mussolini has declared that holidays for the working class are illegal. Of course, these rules do not apply to the antediluvian incestuous geriatric vermin known as the royal family. Souvlaki cravings must be met at all costs (including those oh so pesky carbon emissions the masses get guilted about constantly), and thus a trip … Continue reading My London Beach Holidays : πŸ–•U Boris

Karen In Paris πŸ˜‚

I tell you what my dudes, I feel THREATENED! THREA-TENED! How dare these plastic-headed selfish moffos be out here, in MY open space, brazenly flashing their uncovered nasal and buccal cavities??! It is unacceptable and I shall be reporting them all to the authorities, especially the fat one; his beard is probably a Covid party on its own! Continue reading Karen In Paris πŸ˜‚

Spotted : Unsanitary Insanity in the City πŸ’‰πŸ˜

This reaaaaaally looks like the kind of place I would confidently walk in to have my nose scavenged harder than a goldmine for the paltry sum of €90, and a result as fluctuating as a yo-yo dieter’s weight. And yes, this is a legit “test center” in France; and most of them are scattered opposite pharmacies. Is it perhaps to sell them the cure after … Continue reading Spotted : Unsanitary Insanity in the City πŸ’‰πŸ˜

Mood of the Day : Rage Against the Machine(s) 😑🀬

I did appreciate the irony of seeing this plastered in the outside world, right by a bunch of lovely humans socialising carefully in the heart of Soho [you know it can be done right? drinking from your own cup without slobbering germs and particles all over somebody else?] … The second thing that made me seriously roll my eyes, is that carefully crafted noose at … Continue reading Mood of the Day : Rage Against the Machine(s) 😑🀬