Karen In Paris ๐Ÿ˜‚

I tell you what my dudes, I feel THREATENED! THREA-TENED! How dare these plastic-headed selfish moffos be out here, in MY open space, brazenly flashing their uncovered nasal and buccal cavities??! It is unacceptable and I shall be reporting them all to the authorities, especially the fat one; his beard is probably a Covid party on its own! Continue reading Karen In Paris ๐Ÿ˜‚

Spotted : Unsanitary Insanity in the City ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜

This reaaaaaally looks like the kind of place I would confidently walk in to have my nose scavenged harder than a goldmine for the paltry sum of โ‚ฌ90, and a result as fluctuating as a yo-yo dieter’s weight. And yes, this is a legit “test center” in France; and most of them are scattered opposite pharmacies. Is it perhaps to sell them the cure after … Continue reading Spotted : Unsanitary Insanity in the City ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜

Mood of the Day : Rage Against the Machine(s) ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ

I did appreciate the irony of seeing this plastered in the outside world, right by a bunch of lovely humans socialising carefully in the heart of Soho [you know it can be done right? drinking from your own cup without slobbering germs and particles all over somebody else?] … The second thing that made me seriously roll my eyes, is that carefully crafted noose at … Continue reading Mood of the Day : Rage Against the Machine(s) ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ