Bubbles, Brain Fog & Bad Bougie Food

Dear Internet. I tried. I tried. I really did try. To do what, you sexy AI bots may ask? To apply make up and make myself photogenically presentable. To not let my inner sassy bitch destroy everything in sight when I couldn’t find the remote control for the actual camera, and give up to passively watch some YouTube instead (something the outer sassy bitch would … Continue reading Bubbles, Brain Fog & Bad Bougie Food

Saturday Night Musical Musings

This is probably the lack of sleep but my thoughts are very disordered today. More disordered than a System of a Down lyric. I feel like something in my gut is warning me about something not quite right this evening (no, it’s not food poisoning)…and I know that I probably shouldn’t entertain that thought, but sometimes the bad part of my brain takes over and … Continue reading Saturday Night Musical Musings

My Life in 2022…So Far 💪🎸

Exercise hard! Practice hard rock … Hard! Work in living my best life and being my best self …and not looking hard hahaha! My days are crazy lately – am covering projects from Australia to Brazil via the US and my hours are nuts. But so proud of myself as I’m exercising 4-5 times a week and practicing guitar too! Gains and Guitars, what else … Continue reading My Life in 2022…So Far 💪🎸

Sunday Snap : Snapping Back

After suffering from a random flu/asthma attack last week (not covid- yep other ailments do exist!), I finally found myself better enough for a big walk on Sunday. Actually am lying, I was better enough on Saturday, so much so that I went to two classes back to back : power pump and dance fitness. They were both amazing and made me feel so much … Continue reading Sunday Snap : Snapping Back

Making Working Out Work Out 🏋️‍♀️💪

Back in 2020, when the scamdemic officially started, I received a message advising me that my gym was to shut down – indefinitely. As soon as I read this, the wrong kind of athletics started kicking in : the anxiety marathon. Why? Well, to me the gym is the ultimate therapy, not only does it make my mind sharper than a Karen’s inverted bob haircut, … Continue reading Making Working Out Work Out 🏋️‍♀️💪

Smell The Coffee, The Flowers and The Crazy ☕💐💩

… are all things that I did yesterday! Despite the Borisesque weather (read: unstable, flip floppy and unreliable), a friend and I decided to meet by the river for an overdue catch up. Our catch ups are amazing because we are both aligned on how we view the world, which means that we usually end up having hours long esoteric discussions. After three hours spent … Continue reading Smell The Coffee, The Flowers and The Crazy ☕💐💩

Feeling Batshit and Getting My Bat Out 🦇🥊

This week, I have eased off a bit on reading about the dumpster fire that some call “the new normal“. I find myself getting deeply enraged about what I read and see, and can recognise that it is not a healthy place to be (the gym is a much better place). It doesn’t help that I have been watching martial arts movies night after night, … Continue reading Feeling Batshit and Getting My Bat Out 🦇🥊

Eleganza Lethargica 😴💃

My sleeping patterns have become as deranged as Boris’ hair; and in turn, I have become as lethargic as the comatose people addicted to the BBC’s fearful programming. Still, there is solace to be found in being able to dress up … for a dressing down? A brain which is chemically engineered towards depression like mine doesn’t fare well at all with lack of sleep. … Continue reading Eleganza Lethargica 😴💃

I Am from The Hood … 🧙🔮

And I cannot wait to change neighborhood! Between the extortionate rent I am paying for a non-existent city life, and the attempts at emotional extortion from my craplord – I have had enough, Donna Summers style. This week, this mumbling idiot had the audacity to send me an email asking me to lie to the loss adjusters who are due to come to the flat … Continue reading I Am from The Hood … 🧙🔮

My London Beach Holidays : 🖕U Boris

The year is 2021 and the UK’s blonde himbo version of Mussolini has declared that holidays for the working class are illegal. Of course, these rules do not apply to the antediluvian incestuous geriatric vermin known as the royal family. Souvlaki cravings must be met at all costs (including those oh so pesky carbon emissions the masses get guilted about constantly), and thus a trip … Continue reading My London Beach Holidays : 🖕U Boris