A Blast in Paris ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

As I am waiting for the Eurostar 9039 to depart towards Blighty, I am feeling  very pleased about my little allegedly evil excursion back home (eye rolling is included in this paragraph).

Sure, I did not get to take my mum out to eat at her favourite buffet.

Sure, I did not have a classic steak-frites with my dad in the heart of Saint Michel.

Sure, I did not get to see my nephews go crazy at the local soft play area whilst me and my brother just destroy crรชpes and coffee.

(Yeah,we like our food)

But!!

I saw all my family. We hugged, had a laugh, ate dodgy takeout and I even played the classic 90s games Worms with my bro. And I lost … Dammit!!

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Spotted : Unsanitary Insanity in the City ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜

This reaaaaaally looks like the kind of place I would confidently walk in to have my nose scavenged harder than a goldmine for the paltry sum of โ‚ฌ90, and a result as fluctuating as a yo-yo dieter’s weight. And yes, this is a legit “test center” in France; and most of them are scattered opposite pharmacies. Is it perhaps to sell them the cure after … Continue reading Spotted : Unsanitary Insanity in the City ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜

En Voyage ร  Paris ๐Ÿš†๐Ÿ›ค๏ธ

Today I am heading down to Paris for a week, and I must say that I am pretty excited, despite the stupid state it will be in when I get there (you know, with that senseless sanitary dictatorship based on false data thing going on). I will get to see my dad’s new flat, get to play with my nephews, eat my mum’s wholesome food … Continue reading En Voyage ร  Paris ๐Ÿš†๐Ÿ›ค๏ธ