OOTD: Black Dynamite💣💥

The recent turn of events really does make me want to explode. Not only is the world currently run by a bunch of totalitarian twatzis [unbelievably aggravating individuals with Nazi tendencies], but the majority of the population is also so deeply programmed into their linear thinking that they WANT the rona to be more virulent than it actually is, and WANT everybody to be forced … Continue reading OOTD: Black Dynamite💣💥

Löökbook: Snowflake Melter ❄️🎩🔥

Me yesterday : It is sunny outside and perfect for shooting, but I won’t. Me today : its snowing and freezing and I am totally gonna shoot. Cape coat : Pretty Little Thing (but on Ebay) Hat, necklace and belt : Killstar Dress : Amazon Boots : New Rock Gloves : Ebay With Sass and Less Ass (YAAAAASSS i lost some chin and booty whoop … Continue reading Löökbook: Snowflake Melter ❄️🎩🔥

Löökbook : Doing The Splits 🤸‍♀️💃

Alright, I cannot do the splits, but I was able to get into this Killstar split skirt without splitting it! Damn, my verbiage is getter better and better, is it not?  If you have a split opinion it’s ok … See what I did there? Anyway … The Luna necklace is also from Killstar … What better symbol for a moonchild? (or a lunatic innit) … Continue reading Löökbook : Doing The Splits 🤸‍♀️💃

OOTD: Ninja Witch Mode Activated 🥊

Necklace : Topshop Jacket : Widow @ Dollskill … Yeah, sue me *insert eyeroll*. Actually, scrap that because I will not penalise the designers, buyers, merchandisers, models, pattern cutters, garment technologists, photographers, and factory workers who participated in the production of this item because of the stupidity of their boss. I personally have had the misfortune of working for trash people and I am very … Continue reading OOTD: Ninja Witch Mode Activated 🥊

Oops I Did It Again : New New Rocks … 👢

*inserts Motley Crue backing track* Sales, Sales, Sales! Upsells  and sassy deals Sales, Sales, Sales! Dancin’ Down on the High Street Soooooo ….I had to get these, yes had to. That is the way it works in my brain, especially considering the fact that I have recently sold two pairs of New Rocks on Depop. Supply and Demand, amiright? Well, mama demands New Rocks! Alsooooo…as … Continue reading Oops I Did It Again : New New Rocks … 👢

My Black Friday Purchases… 🛍️

I always knew I had a shopping addiction, but this whole “working from home” plus Black Friday /Cyber Monday has legitimately catapulted me straight onto Imelda Marcos levels of shopping. #noshamedetected I think that as the Apocalypse is nearing, I’m paradoxically feeling more and more relaxed about spending money on stuff. Seriously, the world is completely nonsensical right now, and I might as well keep … Continue reading My Black Friday Purchases… 🛍️