OOTD: Da Goth Unchained โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ”—

You know when people feed you clichรฉ lines such as “be the change you want to see in the world” and you sardonically smile and are like “yeah,yeah whatever Gandhi“? (apparently it wasn’t him who said that- who would have thought the internet would lie?). Well, I used to be like that until I broke free of the social conditioning which made me hide my … Continue reading OOTD: Da Goth Unchained โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ”—

Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

My sleeping patterns have become as deranged as Boris’ hair; and in turn, I have become as lethargic as the comatose people addicted to the BBC’s fearful programming. Still, there is solace to be found in being able to dress up … for a dressing down? A brain which is chemically engineered towards depression like mine doesn’t fare well at all with lack of sleep. … Continue reading Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

I Am from The Hood … ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿ”ฎ

And I cannot wait to change neighborhood! Between the extortionate rent I am paying for a non-existent city life, and the attempts at emotional extortion from my craplord – I have had enough, Donna Summers style. This week, this mumbling idiot had the audacity to send me an email asking me to lie to the loss adjusters who are due to come to the flat … Continue reading I Am from The Hood … ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿ”ฎ

Bloomin’ From Ear to Ear ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜

They say that misery loves company … well my misery likes jewellery! Actually, despite the world going to total shit (the virus has now mutated into a dictatorship), I am feeling rather good. Groovy. Gleeful. Gothilicious! Today I received part one of a rather large Etsy purchase … Hey, just because I am not going to be part of the Vax Vax Klan, doesn’t mean … Continue reading Bloomin’ From Ear to Ear ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜

Lรถรถkbook : Space Odyssey …๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿš€

… away from the backgarden? I am sick to death of my back garden, that place is a whole damn mess and it has gotten worse as builders have dropped some of their tools ahead of fixing the back wall next week. Oh yes, there has been ridiculous drama with the pterodactyl living two floors up from me, but like the Thunderous Terminator I am, … Continue reading Lรถรถkbook : Space Odyssey …๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿš€

If You’re Batty and You Love Tea… ๐Ÿฆ‡ โ˜•๏ธ

You buy the entire Killstar teapot and cups (with saucers) set ! Hurray for Daddy Crimbo, because I spent my entire Xmas voucher on this set and other bits and I’m really pleased. *Bats eyelashes* (how corny of me I know) The entire set is really finely crafted (in China … But hey there’s a reason it’s called finest China innit?) and I love the … Continue reading If You’re Batty and You Love Tea… ๐Ÿฆ‡ โ˜•๏ธ

Lรถรถkbook: Snowflake Melter โ„๏ธ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Me yesterday : It is sunny outside and perfect for shooting, but I won’t. Me today : its snowing and freezing and I am totally gonna shoot. Cape coat : Pretty Little Thing (but on Ebay) Hat, necklace and belt : Killstar Dress : Amazon Boots : New Rock Gloves : Ebay With Sass and Less Ass (YAAAAASSS i lost some chin and booty whoop … Continue reading Lรถรถkbook: Snowflake Melter โ„๏ธ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ

OOTD Killstar Liberty Coat ๐Ÿ‘ป

I first saw this Matrix-meet-Morticia coat during a trip to Prague, but the only size they had left in store was way too small for my thunderbosom as well as thunderbooty. I am smiling now, but I wasn’t then! However, I took the plunge and purchased the larger size (medium) which did make me cry into my deliveroo order of burger and fries (I do … Continue reading OOTD Killstar Liberty Coat ๐Ÿ‘ป

OOTD: Ninja Witch Mode Activated ๐ŸฅŠ

Necklace : Topshop Jacket : Widow @ Dollskill … Yeah, sue me *insert eyeroll*. Actually, scrap that because I will not penalise the designers, buyers, merchandisers, models, pattern cutters, garment technologists, photographers, and factory workers who participated in the production of this item because of the stupidity of their boss. I personally have had the misfortune of working for trash people and I am very … Continue reading OOTD: Ninja Witch Mode Activated ๐ŸฅŠ

In my Feels in My Vampy Heels ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ 

I literally purchased these heels as Bozzo the Clown was announcing his latest circus freak trick : the tier 4. I am thinking that subconsciously, these may have been bought as weapons of mass destruction? Saying that, even though these are only a fiver, I would never waste an inch of them on any of the current dickwits at the governmental helms. They are too … Continue reading In my Feels in My Vampy Heels ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘