Bubbles, Brain Fog & Bad Bougie Food

Dear Internet. I tried. I tried. I really did try. To do what, you sexy AI bots may ask? To apply make up and make myself photogenically presentable. To not let my inner sassy bitch destroy everything in sight when I couldn’t find the remote control for the actual camera, and give up to passively watch some YouTube instead (something the outer sassy bitch would … Continue reading Bubbles, Brain Fog & Bad Bougie Food

Alternative eBay Haul ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘ข

I am currently addicted to Ebaying and Depoping. There is something really enjoyable to me about scrolling through endless items and spotting cute bargains. That rush as your paypal account gets drained … but your flat gets filled with ethical parcels before Christmas, yay! Here are some of the latest bits and bobs I have nabbed on Ebay. I love a good Ebay haul, especially … Continue reading Alternative eBay Haul ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘ข

Lรถรถkbook : Shiny Chainz ๐Ÿ”—โ›“๏ธ

Yes. This is still my back garden being used as a pseudo tropical background (do not underestimate London’s fauna and flora!) Yes. This has been taken using my phone instead of my expensive camera and its equally pricey tripod. But! I have an excuse, I am on antibiotics at the moment (of course the vertigo from last week wasn’t enough for Satan), so I’ve been … Continue reading Lรถรถkbook : Shiny Chainz ๐Ÿ”—โ›“๏ธ

Halloween 2021 : My High Street Picks! ๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐ŸŽƒ

Boo! Don’t you love being surprised by a scheduled blog post?! Well, either way, it is officially Spooktober, and it is o-ffi-shu-ally time for mainstream retailers to get Goth coins and Goth contactless payments. And that includes my hard earned dark cash – yes, I may or may not have purchased some of these items which I may or may not unveil in a new … Continue reading Halloween 2021 : My High Street Picks! ๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐ŸŽƒ

Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ƒ

On Wednesday 22nd of September, I went to a yoga class. Just like all the other Wednesdays. But on this particular Wednesday,  as I lept towards the floor for a smooth “downward facing dog” – I felt as if I was leaping in the toilet bowl of a nightclub after one too many drinks: I felt nauseous, dizzy and sick. Basically all the drunk side … Continue reading Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ƒ

Latest eBay Haul : Batty Chic ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ’ƒ

Spooky season? Perhaps, but in my neck of the woods it is blazer season that is upon us! I have always loved to mix and match various styles of clothing and my latest attempt is going to be mixing dogtooth pattern blazers with more alternative accessories and shoes. Coco Shrapnel is actually my second preferred pseudonym for a reason ๐Ÿ˜‰ So I treated myself for … Continue reading Latest eBay Haul : Batty Chic ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ’ƒ

Bound to Bloodstock Festival !

Back in 2020, my friend and I put out in the universe that we would travel, eat out, go to gigs, festivals and the like … all the while in clear contradiction to Kim Jong Johnson’s edicts at the time. Communism? I don’t know her. I am not saying that either of us are remote offsprings of Dr Strange, and that we manipulated the space … Continue reading Bound to Bloodstock Festival !

OOTD: Da Goth Unchained โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ”—

You know when people feed you clichรฉ lines such as “be the change you want to see in the world” and you sardonically smile and are like “yeah,yeah whatever Gandhi“? (apparently it wasn’t him who said that- who would have thought the internet would lie?). Well, I used to be like that until I broke free of the social conditioning which made me hide my … Continue reading OOTD: Da Goth Unchained โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ”—

Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

My sleeping patterns have become as deranged as Boris’ hair; and in turn, I have become as lethargic as the comatose people addicted to the BBC’s fearful programming. Still, there is solace to be found in being able to dress up … for a dressing down? A brain which is chemically engineered towards depression like mine doesn’t fare well at all with lack of sleep. … Continue reading Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ