Halloween 2021 : My High Street Picks! ๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐ŸŽƒ

Boo! Don’t you love being surprised by a scheduled blog post?! Well, either way, it is officially Spooktober, and it is o-ffi-shu-ally time for mainstream retailers to get Goth coins and Goth contactless payments. And that includes my hard earned dark cash – yes, I may or may not have purchased some of these items which I may or may not unveil in a new … Continue reading Halloween 2021 : My High Street Picks! ๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐ŸŽƒ

Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ƒ

On Wednesday 22nd of September, I went to a yoga class. Just like all the other Wednesdays. But on this particular Wednesday,  as I lept towards the floor for a smooth “downward facing dog” – I felt as if I was leaping in the toilet bowl of a nightclub after one too many drinks: I felt nauseous, dizzy and sick. Basically all the drunk side … Continue reading Killing the Kilos … And the Kardashians๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ƒ

Feeling Batshit and Getting My Bat Out ๐Ÿฆ‡๐ŸฅŠ

This week, I have eased off a bit on reading about the dumpster fire that some call “the new normal“. I find myself getting deeply enraged about what I read and see, and can recognise that it is not a healthy place to be (the gym is a much better place). It doesn’t help that I have been watching martial arts movies night after night, … Continue reading Feeling Batshit and Getting My Bat Out ๐Ÿฆ‡๐ŸฅŠ

Bloomin’ From Ear to Ear ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜

They say that misery loves company … well my misery likes jewellery! Actually, despite the world going to total shit (the virus has now mutated into a dictatorship), I am feeling rather good. Groovy. Gleeful. Gothilicious! Today I received part one of a rather large Etsy purchase … Hey, just because I am not going to be part of the Vax Vax Klan, doesn’t mean … Continue reading Bloomin’ From Ear to Ear ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜

If You’re Batty and You Love Tea… ๐Ÿฆ‡ โ˜•๏ธ

You buy the entire Killstar teapot and cups (with saucers) set ! Hurray for Daddy Crimbo, because I spent my entire Xmas voucher on this set and other bits and I’m really pleased. *Bats eyelashes* (how corny of me I know) The entire set is really finely crafted (in China … But hey there’s a reason it’s called finest China innit?) and I love the … Continue reading If You’re Batty and You Love Tea… ๐Ÿฆ‡ โ˜•๏ธ

In my Feels in My Vampy Heels ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ 

I literally purchased these heels as Bozzo the Clown was announcing his latest circus freak trick : the tier 4. I am thinking that subconsciously, these may have been bought as weapons of mass destruction? Saying that, even though these are only a fiver, I would never waste an inch of them on any of the current dickwits at the governmental helms. They are too … Continue reading In my Feels in My Vampy Heels ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘