I am Coming Out! πŸšͺ😜

… as a blingosexual transfinancial heavy metal bat of colour [beige]. I have ATM syndrome (Automated Teller Machine syndrome; when the ATM does not want to give me more than I need, I get anxiety), CPTSD (Chocolate Powered Trump Sensitivity Disease : if i eat chocolate and Trump is on TV, I break out in hives) and MTV disease (Metal Thrashing Virus; when metal comes … Continue reading I am Coming Out! πŸšͺ😜

Mood : The Cartoonish Life 🀑

It is early 2021 and life has become something of a cartoon. The Vaccine Villainsβ„’Β  are currently running wild and are still fidgeting numbers to scare the masses. Yes, any death for any reason within 28 days of a covid test is still recorded as a covid death. So, you could have caught this flu, been ran over by a bus driven by Keanu Reeves, … Continue reading Mood : The Cartoonish Life 🀑

There is No “New Me”… Only a Finer Me 🧐!

So my weights have serendipitously arrived today, the 31st December 2020 … I could swear that it is the Universe dropping a not so subtle hint : ya better get ready to pump some iron at the stroke of midnight hun! Saying that, I really do hope that the Universe does not actually use the word hun … We’re fucked if It does. All is … Continue reading There is No “New Me”… Only a Finer Me 🧐!