I am Coming Out! ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜œ

… as a blingosexual transfinancial heavy metal bat of colour [beige]. I have ATM syndrome (Automated Teller Machine syndrome; when the ATM does not want to give me more than I need, I get anxiety), CPTSD (Chocolate Powered Trump Sensitivity Disease : if i eat chocolate and Trump is on TV, I break out in hives) and MTV disease (Metal Thrashing Virus; when metal comes … Continue reading I am Coming Out! ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜œ

Mood : The Cartoonish Life ๐Ÿคก

It is early 2021 and life has become something of a cartoon. The Vaccine Villainsโ„ข  are currently running wild and are still fidgeting numbers to scare the masses. Yes, any death for any reason within 28 days of a covid test is still recorded as a covid death. So, you could have caught this flu, been ran over by a bus driven by Keanu Reeves, … Continue reading Mood : The Cartoonish Life ๐Ÿคก

There is No “New Me”โ€ฆ Only a Finer Me ๐Ÿง!

So my weights have serendipitously arrived today, the 31st December 2020 … I could swear that it is the Universe dropping a not so subtle hint : ya better get ready to pump some iron at the stroke of midnight hun! Saying that, I really do hope that the Universe does not actually use the word hun … We’re fucked if It does. All is … Continue reading There is No “New Me”โ€ฆ Only a Finer Me ๐Ÿง!

Karen In Paris ๐Ÿ˜‚

I tell you what my dudes, I feel THREATENED! THREA-TENED! How dare these plastic-headed selfish moffos be out here, in MY open space, brazenly flashing their uncovered nasal and buccal cavities??! It is unacceptable and I shall be reporting them all to the authorities, especially the fat one; his beard is probably a Covid party on its own! Continue reading Karen In Paris ๐Ÿ˜‚