Bullet for my Valentine Timeline ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“

Valentine’s Day 2021 was a ยฃ20 M&S meal deal, some Lindor chocolate, a gorgeous bouquet of flowers and tons of Rupaul Drag Race. Little things are big to me, so this was a lovely way of indulging. Sure, I could hear my good sis MyfitnessPal screeching about the excess calories every time I’d input a new food item on the app, but I have been … Continue reading Bullet for my Valentine Timeline ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“

Mood : The Cartoonish Life ๐Ÿคก

It is early 2021 and life has become something of a cartoon. The Vaccine Villainsโ„ขย  are currently running wild and are still fidgeting numbers to scare the masses. Yes, any death for any reason within 28 days of a covid test is still recorded as a covid death. So, you could have caught this flu, been ran over by a bus driven by Keanu Reeves, … Continue reading Mood : The Cartoonish Life ๐Ÿคก

I Miss the 90’s : The Nerdy Alt Chick Edition ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ

… in 1997, I was a shy but already snarky geeky teenager. My dad had proudly bought the first of many Personal Computers that would be gracing my poor eyesight – one of those bricks that were the pinnacle of technology back then. And within a couple of months of goofing about on it, I had already learnt how to screw with the WIN.INI file. … Continue reading I Miss the 90’s : The Nerdy Alt Chick Edition ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ

My 2020 Crimbo : Blingin’ Bat Bliss ๐Ÿฆ‡๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„

Burnt party food? Check! Kung Fu Panda Trilogy with associated follow-up rubbish fat jokes? Check! Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker? Check! More bling than a Snoop Dog Christmas Tree? Check! Awesome presents from friends located in Tier Tartan Bollocks? check! Checkmate BoCock ! ( I consider Matt Hancock and Boris Johnson like the evil Brangelina of the UK and they deserve the appropriate moniker innit!). I … Continue reading My 2020 Crimbo : Blingin’ Bat Bliss ๐Ÿฆ‡๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„

My Right Side is Always Right ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿง

Lockdown has actually been fabulous for me … indeed; it has unlocked me. Without lockdown, I wouldn’t have had the compulsion to dye my hair red (and thereby feel fiery as fuck). Without lockdown, I wouldn’t have been compelled to walk everyday at least 20k steps to keep both my booty and sanity in check. Without lockdown, I wouldn’t have been compelled to re-examine how … Continue reading My Right Side is Always Right ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿง

A Blast in Paris ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

As I am waiting for the Eurostar 9039 to depart towards Blighty, I am feeling  very pleased about my little allegedly evil excursion back home (eye rolling is included in this paragraph).

Sure, I did not get to take my mum out to eat at her favourite buffet.

Sure, I did not have a classic steak-frites with my dad in the heart of Saint Michel.

Sure, I did not get to see my nephews go crazy at the local soft play area whilst me and my brother just destroy crรชpes and coffee.

(Yeah,we like our food)

But!!

I saw all my family. We hugged, had a laugh, ate dodgy takeout and I even played the classic 90s games Worms with my bro. And I lost … Dammit!!

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Is Wish Wishy-Washy? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Some say that the best things in life are free. Wish.com begs to differ and raises the 2020 stakes with “the best things in life come for free with expensive shipping”. And what did I do? Claim my goodies courtesy of the Chinese postal service, of course! I must say that Trump did miss a trick with the “Chinavirus”, my package arrived on time AND untampered; … Continue reading Is Wish Wishy-Washy? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ