Nude Lips Sink Bad Quips πŸ‘„πŸ’¬

The year is 2021, and humanity is devolving into full retardation. reΒ·tarΒ·daΒ·tion | \ ΛŒrΔ“-ˌtΓ€r-ˈdā-shΙ™n  : an abnormal slowness of thought or action (Merriam-Webster) Are you hyper ventilating yet? Calling the Vocabulary Army? or perhaps foaming at the mouth because I dared use a word in its rightful context? If you did screech and reach for your “cancellation” button – well there isn’t one. If you just cackled, hello … Continue reading Nude Lips Sink Bad Quips πŸ‘„πŸ’¬

Just a Woman in 2021 β™€οΈπŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

I have now reached the point in the world’s timeline where people are not only seriously identifying as lampshades and excel file extensions (pronouns xls and xlxs of course), but they are also dead serious about unleashing their insecurities onto the world. They will even demand you include their insanity in your vocabulary (case in point). All because being a Man or a Woman with … Continue reading Just a Woman in 2021 β™€οΈπŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

I am Coming Out! πŸšͺ😜

… as a blingosexual transfinancial heavy metal bat of colour [beige]. I have ATM syndrome (Automated Teller Machine syndrome; when the ATM does not want to give me more than I need, I get anxiety), CPTSD (Chocolate Powered Trump Sensitivity Disease : if i eat chocolate and Trump is on TV, I break out in hives) and MTV disease (Metal Thrashing Virus; when metal comes … Continue reading I am Coming Out! πŸšͺ😜

My London Beach Holidays : πŸ–•U Boris

The year is 2021 and the UK’s blonde himbo version of Mussolini has declared that holidays for the working class are illegal. Of course, these rules do not apply to the antediluvian incestuous geriatric vermin known as the royal family. Souvlaki cravings must be met at all costs (including those oh so pesky carbon emissions the masses get guilted about constantly), and thus a trip … Continue reading My London Beach Holidays : πŸ–•U Boris

Mood : The Cartoonish Life 🀑

It is early 2021 and life has become something of a cartoon. The Vaccine Villainsβ„’Β  are currently running wild and are still fidgeting numbers to scare the masses. Yes, any death for any reason within 28 days of a covid test is still recorded as a covid death. So, you could have caught this flu, been ran over by a bus driven by Keanu Reeves, … Continue reading Mood : The Cartoonish Life 🀑

Mainstream Medicine 2021 πŸ’‰βš•οΈ

It is January 2021 and the shitshow known as Certificate of Vaccine ID is still flying high. *Sighs with floating but heavily sanitised buccal particles* (my mouthwash is amazing y’all). Amongst other stupidities, today I went out for a walk and saw a dude wearing TWO masks. No, I wasn’t drunk and yes, I had my glasses on. Two masks, one black and one white … Continue reading Mainstream Medicine 2021 πŸ’‰βš•οΈ

Covid Nazis Love Excel πŸ€“πŸ“‘

Just when I thought that humanity couldn’t sink any lower, there goes a totally serious post on a Reddit beauty forum (Beauty Guru Chatter aka the Beauty Virtue Gutter), whereby an obnoxious user created a whole ass goddamn pivot table of all the less than 6 feet apart recorded interactions of YouTuber James Charles during a period of 81 days … It seems to me … Continue reading Covid Nazis Love Excel πŸ€“πŸ“‘