Nude Lips Sink Bad Quips ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฌ

The year is 2021, and humanity is devolving into full retardation. reยทtarยทdaยทtion | \ หŒrฤ“-หŒtรคr-หˆdฤ-shษ™n  : an abnormal slowness of thought or action (Merriam-Webster) Are you hyper ventilating yet? Calling the Vocabulary Army? or perhaps foaming at the mouth because I dared use a word in its rightful context? If you did screech and reach for your “cancellation” button – well there isn’t one. If you just cackled, hello … Continue reading Nude Lips Sink Bad Quips ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฌ

I am Coming Out! ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜œ

… as a blingosexual transfinancial heavy metal bat of colour [beige]. I have ATM syndrome (Automated Teller Machine syndrome; when the ATM does not want to give me more than I need, I get anxiety), CPTSD (Chocolate Powered Trump Sensitivity Disease : if i eat chocolate and Trump is on TV, I break out in hives) and MTV disease (Metal Thrashing Virus; when metal comes … Continue reading I am Coming Out! ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜œ

Mood : The Cartoonish Life ๐Ÿคก

It is early 2021 and life has become something of a cartoon. The Vaccine Villainsโ„ขย  are currently running wild and are still fidgeting numbers to scare the masses. Yes, any death for any reason within 28 days of a covid test is still recorded as a covid death. So, you could have caught this flu, been ran over by a bus driven by Keanu Reeves, … Continue reading Mood : The Cartoonish Life ๐Ÿคก

Mainstream Medicine 2021 ๐Ÿ’‰โš•๏ธ

It is January 2021 and the shitshow known as Certificate of Vaccine ID is still flying high. *Sighs with floating but heavily sanitised buccal particles* (my mouthwash is amazing y’all). Amongst other stupidities, today I went out for a walk and saw a dude wearing TWO masks. No, I wasn’t drunk and yes, I had my glasses on. Two masks, one black and one white … Continue reading Mainstream Medicine 2021 ๐Ÿ’‰โš•๏ธ