A Vintage Heart: Alt Thrifting ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ‘›

Not only am I vintage Myself, but I do also absolutely love buying actual vintage pieces. You know what they say right? The drapes gotta match the furniture … And I am proudly purchasing things that match my millennial Conan the Barbarian meets Coco Chanel ass. I might be antiquated to some, but I do not give a roaring damn. On that note though, I … Continue reading A Vintage Heart: Alt Thrifting ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ‘›

New Year’s Day : a Thrifty Literal Pain in The Ass ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘

In the name of all that is Schwarzeneggery, Stallony and John McClaney – I have done my first bunch of reps using my newly received dumbbells and ankle weights, and I am aching in places I did not know existed in my body. I followed videos from Caroline Girvan for the arms and full body, and then one from the Live Fit Girl for the … Continue reading New Year’s Day : a Thrifty Literal Pain in The Ass ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘

In my Feels in My Vampy Heels ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ 

I literally purchased these heels as Bozzo the Clown was announcing his latest circus freak trick : the tier 4. I am thinking that subconsciously, these may have been bought as weapons of mass destruction? Saying that, even though these are only a fiver, I would never waste an inch of them on any of the current dickwits at the governmental helms. They are too … Continue reading In my Feels in My Vampy Heels ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ 

Oops I Did It Again : New New Rocks … ๐Ÿ‘ข

*inserts Motley Crue backing track* Sales, Sales, Sales! Upsellsย  and sassy deals Sales, Sales, Sales! Dancin’ Down on the High Street Soooooo ….I had to get these, yes had to. That is the way it works in my brain, especially considering the fact that I have recently sold two pairs of New Rocks on Depop. Supply and Demand, amiright? Well, mama demands New Rocks! Alsooooo…as … Continue reading Oops I Did It Again : New New Rocks … ๐Ÿ‘ข

My Black Friday Purchases… ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

I always knew I had a shopping addiction, but this whole “working from home” plus Black Friday /Cyber Monday has legitimately catapulted me straight onto Imelda Marcos levels of shopping. #noshamedetected I think that as the Apocalypse is nearing, I’m paradoxically feeling more and more relaxed about spending money on stuff. Seriously, the world is completely nonsensical right now, and I might as well keep … Continue reading My Black Friday Purchases… ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Is Wish Wishy-Washy? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Some say that the best things in life are free. Wish.com begs to differ and raises the 2020 stakes with “the best things in life come for free with expensive shipping”. And what did I do? Claim my goodies courtesy of the Chinese postal service, of course! I must say that Trump did miss a trick with the “Chinavirus”, my package arrived on time AND untampered; … Continue reading Is Wish Wishy-Washy? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ