Nude Lips Sink Bad Quips πŸ‘„πŸ’¬

The year is 2021, and humanity is devolving into full retardation. reΒ·tarΒ·daΒ·tion | \ ΛŒrΔ“-ˌtΓ€r-ˈdā-shΙ™n  : an abnormal slowness of thought or action (Merriam-Webster) Are you hyper ventilating yet? Calling the Vocabulary Army? or perhaps foaming at the mouth because I dared use a word in its rightful context? If you did screech and reach for your “cancellation” button – well there isn’t one. If you just cackled, hello … Continue reading Nude Lips Sink Bad Quips πŸ‘„πŸ’¬

Just a Woman in 2021 β™€οΈπŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

I have now reached the point in the world’s timeline where people are not only seriously identifying as lampshades and excel file extensions (pronouns xls and xlxs of course), but they are also dead serious about unleashing their insecurities onto the world. They will even demand you include their insanity in your vocabulary (case in point). All because being a Man or a Woman with … Continue reading Just a Woman in 2021 β™€οΈπŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

I am Coming Out! πŸšͺ😜

… as a blingosexual transfinancial heavy metal bat of colour [beige]. I have ATM syndrome (Automated Teller Machine syndrome; when the ATM does not want to give me more than I need, I get anxiety), CPTSD (Chocolate Powered Trump Sensitivity Disease : if i eat chocolate and Trump is on TV, I break out in hives) and MTV disease (Metal Thrashing Virus; when metal comes … Continue reading I am Coming Out! πŸšͺ😜

Dude Looks Like A …πŸ˜’

… politically incorrect person with ovaries? As I was strolling around Waterloo Bridge this weekend, the song “dude looks like a lady” from Aerosmith came up in my Spotify playlist. And I couldn’t help but reflect that in today’s ridiculously oversensitive society (but not when it comes to actual misogyny), this song would probably never have made it onto the airwaves… And what a shame … Continue reading Dude Looks Like A …πŸ˜’