I am Coming Out! πŸšͺ😜

… as a blingosexual transfinancial heavy metal bat of colour [beige]. I have ATM syndrome (Automated Teller Machine syndrome; when the ATM does not want to give me more than I need, I get anxiety), CPTSD (Chocolate Powered Trump Sensitivity Disease : if i eat chocolate and Trump is on TV, I break out in hives) and MTV disease (Metal Thrashing Virus; when metal comes … Continue reading I am Coming Out! πŸšͺ😜

Dude Looks Like A …πŸ˜’

… politically incorrect person with ovaries? As I was strolling around Waterloo Bridge this weekend, the song “dude looks like a lady” from Aerosmith came up in my Spotify playlist. And I couldn’t help but reflect that in today’s ridiculously oversensitive society (but not when it comes to actual misogyny), this song would probably never have made it onto the airwaves… And what a shame … Continue reading Dude Looks Like A …πŸ˜’