Just a Woman in 2021 β™€οΈπŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

I have now reached the point in the world’s timeline where people are not only seriously identifying as lampshades and excel file extensions (pronouns xls and xlxs of course), but they are also dead serious about unleashing their insecurities onto the world. They will even demand you include their insanity in your vocabulary (case in point). All because being a Man or a Woman with … Continue reading Just a Woman in 2021 β™€οΈπŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

Feeling Batshit and Getting My Bat Out πŸ¦‡πŸ₯Š

This week, I have eased off a bit on reading about the dumpster fire that some call “the new normal“. I find myself getting deeply enraged about what I read and see, and can recognise that it is not a healthy place to be (the gym is a much better place). It doesn’t help that I have been watching martial arts movies night after night, … Continue reading Feeling Batshit and Getting My Bat Out πŸ¦‡πŸ₯Š

I am Coming Out! πŸšͺ😜

… as a blingosexual transfinancial heavy metal bat of colour [beige]. I have ATM syndrome (Automated Teller Machine syndrome; when the ATM does not want to give me more than I need, I get anxiety), CPTSD (Chocolate Powered Trump Sensitivity Disease : if i eat chocolate and Trump is on TV, I break out in hives) and MTV disease (Metal Thrashing Virus; when metal comes … Continue reading I am Coming Out! πŸšͺ😜

I Miss the 90’s : The Nerdy Alt Chick Edition πŸ€“πŸ–₯️

… in 1997, I was a shy but already snarky geeky teenager. My dad had proudly bought the first of many Personal Computers that would be gracing my poor eyesight – one of those bricks that were the pinnacle of technology back then. And within a couple of months of goofing about on it, I had already learnt how to screw with the WIN.INI file. … Continue reading I Miss the 90’s : The Nerdy Alt Chick Edition πŸ€“πŸ–₯️

Dude Looks Like A …πŸ˜’

… politically incorrect person with ovaries? As I was strolling around Waterloo Bridge this weekend, the song “dude looks like a lady” from Aerosmith came up in my Spotify playlist. And I couldn’t help but reflect that in today’s ridiculously oversensitive society (but not when it comes to actual misogyny), this song would probably never have made it onto the airwaves… And what a shame … Continue reading Dude Looks Like A …πŸ˜’