Latest eBay Haul : Batty Chic ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ’ƒ

Spooky season? Perhaps, but in my neck of the woods it is blazer season that is upon us! I have always loved to mix and match various styles of clothing and my latest attempt is going to be mixing dogtooth pattern blazers with more alternative accessories and shoes. Coco Shrapnel is actually my second preferred pseudonym for a reason ๐Ÿ˜‰ So I treated myself for … Continue reading Latest eBay Haul : Batty Chic ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ’ƒ

Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

My sleeping patterns have become as deranged as Boris’ hair; and in turn, I have become as lethargic as the comatose people addicted to the BBC’s fearful programming. Still, there is solace to be found in being able to dress up … for a dressing down? A brain which is chemically engineered towards depression like mine doesn’t fare well at all with lack of sleep. … Continue reading Eleganza Lethargica ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ƒ

OOTD: Black Dynamite๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ

The recent turn of events really does make me want to explode. Not only is the world currently run by a bunch of totalitarian twatzis [unbelievably aggravating individuals with Nazi tendencies], but the majority of the population is also so deeply programmed into their linear thinking that they WANT the rona to be more virulent than it actually is, and WANT everybody to be forced … Continue reading OOTD: Black Dynamite๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Lรถรถkbook: Snowflake Melter โ„๏ธ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Me yesterday : It is sunny outside and perfect for shooting, but I won’t. Me today : its snowing and freezing and I am totally gonna shoot. Cape coat : Pretty Little Thing (but on Ebay) Hat, necklace and belt : Killstar Dress : Amazon Boots : New Rock Gloves : Ebay With Sass and Less Ass (YAAAAASSS i lost some chin and booty whoop … Continue reading Lรถรถkbook: Snowflake Melter โ„๏ธ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ

A Vintage Heart: Alt Thrifting ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ‘›

Not only am I vintage Myself, but I do also absolutely love buying actual vintage pieces. You know what they say right? The drapes gotta match the furniture … And I am proudly purchasing things that match my millennial Conan the Barbarian meets Coco Chanel ass. I might be antiquated to some, but I do not give a roaring damn. On that note though, I … Continue reading A Vintage Heart: Alt Thrifting ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ‘›

OOTD Killstar Liberty Coat ๐Ÿ‘ป

I first saw this Matrix-meet-Morticia coat during a trip to Prague, but the only size they had left in store was way too small for my thunderbosom as well as thunderbooty. I am smiling now, but I wasn’t then! However, I took the plunge and purchased the larger size (medium) which did make me cry into my deliveroo order of burger and fries (I do … Continue reading OOTD Killstar Liberty Coat ๐Ÿ‘ป

My Black Friday Purchases… ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

I always knew I had a shopping addiction, but this whole “working from home” plus Black Friday /Cyber Monday has legitimately catapulted me straight onto Imelda Marcos levels of shopping. #noshamedetected I think that as the Apocalypse is nearing, I’m paradoxically feeling more and more relaxed about spending money on stuff. Seriously, the world is completely nonsensical right now, and I might as well keep … Continue reading My Black Friday Purchases… ๐Ÿ›๏ธ