Let’s start with the beginning : I am firmly anti-covid bullshit; I believe there is a man-made flu virus which is being used to trample humanity and install digital shackles upon us all. This virus is not the destroyer that it is painted to be, however its incumbents are : apartheid, segregation and forced injections of gene therapy products which have never passed even animal … Continue reading An F-word Summer: Family Fun in France & Fuck the System!✈️🖕
You may say that I have been quiet in this virtual realm called the blogosphere… I will retort that my real life has been busier than hell during Sodom and Gomorrah. Yes, I’m not exaggerating. Ok … just a little bit, I am not that much of a degenerate; quite the opposite really! To the defense of my laziness, all things are better appreciated in … Continue reading Bon Voyage To Me!✈️✈️
Nothing says Gallivanting Goth like a seaside trip on a bank holiday weekend! Indeed, before life got slightly disrupted by a bunch of twats in suits, travelling was a staple in my life (never a syringe 😉). In some respect, it still is, with locations being just a little more local for now, until the twats in suits get prison suits. I feel very blessed … Continue reading Living My Truth in Bournemouth 🏖️🐟
When life gives me demons, I like to hex them away by playing ‘Highway to Hell’ . When life gives me lemons, I go to Brighton for some fish and chips! Yesterday was Easter Sunday and I gleefully spent it in Brighton with a friend. No grandmas were killed during the process of getting there. In fact, the train was full of youngsters and oldsters … Continue reading Seaze The Day : Fun in Brighton!🌊🐟
As I am waiting for the Eurostar 9039 to depart towards Blighty, I am feeling very pleased about my little allegedly evil excursion back home (eye rolling is included in this paragraph).
Sure, I did not get to take my mum out to eat at her favourite buffet.
Sure, I did not have a classic steak-frites with my dad in the heart of Saint Michel.
Sure, I did not get to see my nephews go crazy at the local soft play area whilst me and my brother just destroy crêpes and coffee.
(Yeah,we like our food)
I saw all my family. We hugged, had a laugh, ate dodgy takeout and I even played the classic 90s games Worms with my bro. And I lost … Dammit!!Continue reading “A Blast in Paris 🇫🇷”
This reaaaaaally looks like the kind of place I would confidently walk in to have my nose scavenged harder than a goldmine for the paltry sum of €90, and a result as fluctuating as a yo-yo dieter’s weight. And yes, this is a legit “test center” in France; and most of them are scattered opposite pharmacies. Is it perhaps to sell them the cure after … Continue reading Spotted : Unsanitary Insanity in the City 💉😏
Today I am heading down to Paris for a week, and I must say that I am pretty excited, despite the stupid state it will be in when I get there (you know, with that senseless sanitary dictatorship based on false data thing going on). I will get to see my dad’s new flat, get to play with my nephews, eat my mum’s wholesome food … Continue reading En Voyage à Paris 🚆🛤️
You can take some travelling options away from the Gallivanting Goth, but you cannot take the Gallivanting Goth away from travelling! Come rain or shine, my heart and my booty will always flutter and shake for travel. (PS: No heart palpitations were involved in this particular adventure). And this Halloween 2020 was no exception, with a trip to York that I had booked with a … Continue reading Moo York, Moo York 🛤️😎